Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
Official russian translation
It is a pretentious shallow insubstantial cucketry about nothing, made for cinema students without any taste to fap to. It pretends to have cinematography the same way a kid is trying to act adult by swearing in the wrong places and wearing FUBAR makeup. It has a lot of ten-minutes long stretches of nothing happening on the screen. It treats the viewer like an idiot who can't pinpoint where the sound is coming from. And the story bits are random plot-magic, just because.
It's like High Rise but without everything interesting. It's another unimaginative garbage like Mulholland Drive.
It is a pretentious shallow insubstantial cucketry about nothing, made for cinema students without any taste to fap to. It pretends to have cinematography the same way a kid is trying to act adult by swearing in the wrong places and wearing FUBAR makeup. It has a lot of ten-minutes long stretches of nothing happening on the screen. It treats the viewer like an idiot who can't pinpoint where the sound is coming from. And the story bits are random plot-magic, just because.
It's like High Rise but without everything interesting. It's another unimaginative garbage like Mulholland Drive.