Official russian translation.

It is a pointless pathetic retarded degenerate Seth Rogen's pile of shit with 1,5 "jokes" and drugs. Because that is a generic Seth Rogen for you. A-ha-ha aren't drugs like phunnie guise?
Buns don't use vertical kinetics, which is a waste and a cop-out.

But i was given a great 8\10 coloring+puzzle book as a freebie with the tickets.

The translation is obviously rated E for everyone, despite the age rating of the picture.