Fortress

A 90s sci-fi prison break movie with Lambert set in dystopian 2017 USA where people try to flee to the Canada. And every part of it appeals to me, especially after living through one in the Escape from Butcher Bay.

Growing up with Lambert's movies and his face, this is afaik the first time i heard his real goofy voice. Still not as terrible as Mortensen playing Aragorn and his laughable, weak speech in the third movie, now that was a disappointment after listening to the strong voice of the Рязанцев А.А., who looks like old Jack Nicholson and Jack Black had a fat baby). After discovering that Балабанов re-dubs a ton of his actors, i though, truly, why not match good looking actors with their normal voices with most epic velvet bass voice actors, who usually are fat, bald and have strange shaped heads. That way we can have a perfect character for each role and change voices actors according to the story we try to tell. Lambert's natural voice fits perfectly for the Собибор, according to russian iconography tradition.

Oh, wow, what a prophecy. ~2018

Fortress 2

Oh, wow.

While the first movie was a dystopian sci-fi it still kept a serious tone and was down to earth, this one is an all-out action and a sequel in space. And boi is it a fun action. John became such an unbound badass, that he will propel himself in zero gravity, punch a hole in your spaceship and strangle you through the wall, when in space he will hear you diss him.

It lacks the subtlety and coherence of the first one, but it is so frantically action-packed, that it surpasses it and goes directly into my hall of fame.