Official russian translation.
The game's core is already basically an amalgam of all the hitman movies ever, and turning it back into a film is one of the easiest tasks. But they continue to screw it up by changing a strange, almost inhumanly robotic guy into an emo-pussy who cries a lot and talks about his feelings. Why the hell? His stupid presence should be absolutely dull and threateningly uncanny at the same time. He's so uncharacteristic and generic that he can impersonate anyone and he doesn't show much discernible emotion. And of course they make this infiltrator guy, a near-perfect ghost with no trace, into a stupid bumbling stumbling idiot who can't be even good at what he is doing, like in the real action movies. No, this is post-2000 and action movies can't have normal protagonists, they have to have stupid screw-ups even in a movie about a perfect killing machine.
They didn't even make they guy look bald.
The original story is kind of nice and it even uses assumed gameplay conventions as a part of the narrative. This movie has a total mess of a story, with so much stupid trash. But unlike the old pile of garbage, this one is at least tolerable as a movie if you don't know anything about the series.
Hitman: Agent 47
SimeonofMoscow
| среда, 09 сентября 2015