Три богатыря и морской царь

This is just as boring as every other cartoon in this shared BOGATYRY ANIMNATED UNIVERSE and now with even more unfunny sidekicks.

Just remember the good moral of this story: rape drugs and sexism will result in a happy end.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Энтропия, Индустрия Развлечений, Мультипликация/анимация, Три богатыря, Три богатыря и морской царь, BOGATYRY ANIMNATED UNIVERSE

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Inner Workings

Wow, this is just plain degenerate, disgustingly ugly and it is contradicting Disney's Reason and Emotion (basically saying that hitler is good). And it's demonizing office work filled with memes, Twitter, free internet and slacking. While real manual and conveyor workers slave away assembling iPhones for them. And that mindless beeping is probably an accurate representation of the enslaved sweatshop animators' work during the making of this short.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Энтропия, Индустрия Развлечений, Мультипликация/анимация, Inner Workings

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Синдбад: Пираты семи штормов

This cartoon have mostly okay animation and art-style. But the writing and pacing are pretty bad. The sound design is inadequate, the voice-acting is quite bad, the songs are despicable.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Энтропия, Индустрия Развлечений, Мультипликация/анимация, Sinbad the Sailor, Синдбад: Пираты семи штормов

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Storks

Official russian translation.

This film has one joke repeated six times and two hours of embarrassing shit. Capitalism man bad.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Мультипликация/анимация, Storks

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Sausage Party

Official russian translation.

It is a pointless pathetic retarded degenerate Seth Rogen's pile of shit with 1,5 "jokes" and drugs. Because that is a generic Seth Rogen for you. A-ha-ha aren't drugs like phunnie guise?
Buns don't use vertical kinetics, which is a waste and a cop-out.

But i was given a great 8\10 coloring+puzzle book as a freebie with the tickets.

The translation is obviously rated E for everyone, despite the age rating of the picture.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Энтропия, Индустрия Развлечений, Мультипликация/анимация, Sausage Party

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龙在哪里 (Long zai na li)

A CGI animated movie, which is as dumb as any amerikan cartoon, but it has a chinese story and narrative, therefore it is less tiresome to watch. Though, i think with overexposure they would be equal.

It’s medium budgeted and with uneven distribution. Some furs look just great, while other furs are basic flats. Should’ve either make all furs plain textures or all furs fully modeled, for tonal consistency.

For some reason it has a retarded very long flashback sequence in the middle, showing you what you just saw in the last hour. And it seems it’s a common element in the chinese animation. Is it an ancient chinese secret for retarded adhd humie maggots?

Also the song in the ending is absolutely awful. If someone would make a recut without pointless flashback and without that song, it’ll be an ok cartoon.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Мультипликация/анимация, Long zai na li