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It is Rogen's brand of a stoner movie and it is an unremarkable garbage.
понедельник, 04 июля 2016
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It starts with dumb weak potty “humour”, but couple of minutes in, it breaks through the wall of mundanity and bad taste, and ascends to god-tier potty humour, in perfect harmony of the acting, sound-design and cinematography. It stops shortly after, and starts to rely more on absurdist jokes.
The overall tone and story is millennially and hipstery, but not to the point of detraction. The hipstery music+sound designs are great and unusual. And the combination of dreamy hipstery tones with raunchy jokes creates very unique mood for this film. Well, above all else it is a great comedy movie.
The overall tone and story is millennially and hipstery, but not to the point of detraction. The hipstery music+sound designs are great and unusual. And the combination of dreamy hipstery tones with raunchy jokes creates very unique mood for this film. Well, above all else it is a great comedy movie.
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Official russian translation
It is dumb AF, sometimes it looks like 480p, it uses a lot of dumb flashbacks, but overall it’s entertaining enough to be worth the time.
It is dumb AF, sometimes it looks like 480p, it uses a lot of dumb flashbacks, but overall it’s entertaining enough to be worth the time.
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Official russian translation.
It is a fartile autistic retardism of awful acting on top of the fake CGI and disgusting unjokes. It is somewhat colourful though.
It is a fartile autistic retardism of awful acting on top of the fake CGI and disgusting unjokes. It is somewhat colourful though.
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Steam world heist is yet another 2-action game but in the popular degenerate XCOM flavour, this time in TWODEE. Though ricochet and sway mechanics are very good. Meta-game comprised of 3-stars and hats grinding. Level progression is mostly linear, but some abilities\guns\accessories have interesting synergies. Storyline is completely utilitarian and it seems that the first game led to the destruction of earth, so this game takes place hundreds of years down the line.
Controls are totally garbage but they are tolerable since the game is turn-based. Visual design is mostly good and diverse, with game working in UHD, UWS, surround out of the box. Sound design is pretty good while music and ambient are quite irritating.
Overall it is a serviceable game, but can't offer anything unique nor excels at what it tries to be.
SteamWorld Heist: The Outsider
DLC adds one interesting character, a lot of guns, new hats and even new levels. It even adds some new dialogue, so for the amount of content it's a must-buy. But also it's offensive in the same way Mass Effect 3: From Ashes is.
Controls are totally garbage but they are tolerable since the game is turn-based. Visual design is mostly good and diverse, with game working in UHD, UWS, surround out of the box. Sound design is pretty good while music and ambient are quite irritating.
Overall it is a serviceable game, but can't offer anything unique nor excels at what it tries to be.
SteamWorld Heist: The Outsider
DLC adds one interesting character, a lot of guns, new hats and even new levels. It even adds some new dialogue, so for the amount of content it's a must-buy. But also it's offensive in the same way Mass Effect 3: From Ashes is.
вторник, 28 июня 2016
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Simple nice puzzle game with clean graphics. But last several levels feel samey.
It was still fun to replay entire game one year down the line. Though it may be because most lelevs lack bright personality and are straight objective-based.
It was still fun to replay entire game one year down the line. Though it may be because most lelevs lack bright personality and are straight objective-based.
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A kind of Murray + his friends musical holiday show, which is diegetically structured like Murray - his friends, where nothing of interest happens.
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A pretty poorly written short film. It's the move on\live in the past thing, but the premise is pissy-childish.
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Official russian translation.
A direct sequel of more of the same variety, but more nasty. Though it picks up some threads from the first film and gives them sufficient conclusion.
A direct sequel of more of the same variety, but more nasty. Though it picks up some threads from the first film and gives them sufficient conclusion.
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An unrelated late sequel with mediocre cinematography and convoluted nonsensical plot.
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A sci-fi action film, which delivers everything you want from it and then some. It does impressive sequeling work, moves world forward and expands the universe.
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An attempt to update classic neighbors war up to the current less out of touch adult generation. It's not exactly terrible, but it doesn't exactly offer anything new, rather boring and is filled with Seth Rogen's weed up to the brim.
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A western take on freelancers defending a village from bandits (aka Ochinchin no Samurai). It's a fine film, but most of the seven characters are barely defined and faceless. It would've worked just as fine with only three cowboys.
A western take on freelancers defending a village from bandits (aka Ochinchin no Samurai). It's a fine film, but most of the seven characters are barely defined and faceless. It would've worked just as fine with only three cowboys.
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Эники-беники джем из ос, на тебя нашёл гипноз.
If the first movie did have any resemblance of believability, this one went full magic and full hypnowizardry. At least in the first film the viewer had an "outside", detective, perspective on magicians, here you follow them as protagonists. It's still not the worst stupid con-action flick, but really, they didn't even try.
If the first movie did have any resemblance of believability, this one went full magic and full hypnowizardry. At least in the first film the viewer had an "outside", detective, perspective on magicians, here you follow them as protagonists. It's still not the worst stupid con-action flick, but really, they didn't even try.
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Keanu can't act and a lot of designs are laughably stupid, but also that's what makes it stand out and have turned it into an iconic entry into Dracula mythos.
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Русский перевод.
Finding Nemo is a story (for parents) which didn't require a sequel and yet here we are. Though if this film had better writing, the premise and the genre could carry it long way. Previous movie set Dory up as a kooky 30-something step-mother to Nemo, with her quirks being a lesson for the 40-something father. She is younger and more reckless, even outside of her mental issues. But here from the beginning she is treated like an early 20 disabled second child, who only creates trouble for the already overburdened adulting adult adultman. It's like the dad didn't learn his lesson and there never was a lesson, since this time she gets into a trouble and requires assistance instead of being an example of how people with disabilities can take care of themselves and survive in a much more dangerous world than suburban lifestyle.
This movie is written like a detective thriller, with her memory problems portrayed like in the Memento, but without mincing the timeline. Still it manages to have some impressive cinematography using conventional methods. Outside of unfunny and tired unjokes the main problem of this film is that at some sсript-dictated plot-points she just regains some of her memories. Instead of her problem being an oppressive morbid inevitability, which she had learned to live around. The plot basically says that she just haven't tried hard enough. Well, and in general, while they've made a protagonist out of one special, they've turned a lot more specials into comic reliefs. And the finale with the car plain jumps the shark.
Finding Nemo is a story (for parents) which didn't require a sequel and yet here we are. Though if this film had better writing, the premise and the genre could carry it long way. Previous movie set Dory up as a kooky 30-something step-mother to Nemo, with her quirks being a lesson for the 40-something father. She is younger and more reckless, even outside of her mental issues. But here from the beginning she is treated like an early 20 disabled second child, who only creates trouble for the already overburdened adulting adult adultman. It's like the dad didn't learn his lesson and there never was a lesson, since this time she gets into a trouble and requires assistance instead of being an example of how people with disabilities can take care of themselves and survive in a much more dangerous world than suburban lifestyle.
This movie is written like a detective thriller, with her memory problems portrayed like in the Memento, but without mincing the timeline. Still it manages to have some impressive cinematography using conventional methods. Outside of unfunny and tired unjokes the main problem of this film is that at some sсript-dictated plot-points she just regains some of her memories. Instead of her problem being an oppressive morbid inevitability, which she had learned to live around. The plot basically says that she just haven't tried hard enough. Well, and in general, while they've made a protagonist out of one special, they've turned a lot more specials into comic reliefs. And the finale with the car plain jumps the shark.
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Official russian translation.
A slowburn light-edge mixed message limp comedy. I wanted to make noice guise unjoke, but that would be too much >>current year speak for a such borderline boring movie for old stupid people. Basically it's an "R-rated" inspector gadget, liked by your dad. The plot-point with the film drum in fire is retarded.
A slowburn light-edge mixed message limp comedy. I wanted to make noice guise unjoke, but that would be too much >>current year speak for a such borderline boring movie for old stupid people. Basically it's an "R-rated" inspector gadget, liked by your dad. The plot-point with the film drum in fire is retarded.
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A pretty stale fake it till you make it film, which reminds me of День Радио.
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Second film is a very loose remake of khan. And it's basically just more of the same as the first reboot one.
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The best thing it does is not being an outright re-boot. It has unsubtitled already existing name, but diegetically they've rebooted the timeline of that universe. It's a pretty mediocre and by the numbers modern sterile sci fi action film.
They try to play with cinematography and music, but they don't know how to enter or how to exit a quirky set-piece sequence without completely destroying the pacing. Also most of what they are capable of is terrible lens flare and basic time-lapse. Speaking of which, why did they assemble the ship in the middle of a desert with no any infrastructure nearby?
They try to play with cinematography and music, but they don't know how to enter or how to exit a quirky set-piece sequence without completely destroying the pacing. Also most of what they are capable of is terrible lens flare and basic time-lapse. Speaking of which, why did they assemble the ship in the middle of a desert with no any infrastructure nearby?