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Записи с темой: Кино (список заголовков)

Викинг 18+

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
is an ok symbolographic period piece with some cool scenes

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Викинг, 0


Room (2015)

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takes it one step beyond what you would expect but is still utterly boring and useless

they even were too afraid to do real fritzl

@темы: Room (2015), 0, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия


The Danish Girl

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
a movie about Danmark so of course everyone speaks (or tris to) with english accent

the characters are utterly retarded normies who deserve to be beaten up by other normies just like them

the writing is so masturbatory that writer sploodged into his eye with spunk during autofellatio sesson and saw in it the entire sсript
hell, the movie which starts with dude sucking his own cock on camera is less forced than this (actually it's entirely not forced)

sometimes when there is no writing and you can see only performances — Eddie Redmayne does his magic
(by being as flamboyant fehg as he is in every other movie)

but then in the second half of the movie he is playing an ubearable autist

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, The Danish Girl, 0, Кино, Энтропия


The Big Short

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
is just a last part of money as debt spruced with stock images and footage for no reason and crabby quotes all while being
tonally bankrupt, patronizing and unfunny; utterly failing at having any educational value.

>>this man changed your life not really, i didn't even noticed 2008'th
the only effect it has on me is that there are no games after '12 but again, games were a mistake

also it's pretending that that recession is anything new and not REGULAR self-correction of economy system, which is just a religious cult
banking system can't die, because only robot overlords can count every hoomie on earth and give them an objective value and provide assets
until then we need a functioning live self-managing abstract organism living in a faith-cloud
because the one thing every living organism wants is to survive (and procreate into other countries, ideologies and spheres (like politics))
but in the end the movie has good performances and enjoyable fictional characters, so it is tolerable overall

@темы: 0, The Big Short, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия


Ex Machina (фильм)

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
я у мамки сегодня с электроовцами

when your high concept is so high it is high AF

green skin suit is not on par with johhny number 5 or uncanny valley bots, so it just looks pedestrian with whatshername(idontcare)
it has a lot of visual autism like mom sez uhm director and mom sez uhm postmodernist which brings nothing to the table and look amateur while also ruining gesamtkunstwerk

and even if i manually edit all garbage out, writing is still filled with so much unfixable plotholes

+stoopeed movie
people switch off other people based on test all the time

like on pregnancy test, for example

if protagonist being an utter degenerate is explained, the tone is still all over the place

also ending is too long not in the sense like other people say it but it's just unstylish and creates one more plothole out of nothing
well it was mildly entertaining trip up to the point where you wake up in thailand riding 70yo's tranny dick while holding pack of shrooms

@темы: Энтропия, Ex Machina (фильм), 0, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений


Manthreading time

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Usually i do this somewhere in january or february but >>2016 was so great i'm afraid i will forget it existed.

Let's start with worst media (which was a mistake) and move up
GOTY 2016:

klocki by @targaciej

The stuff is great, but just like your love-life it's over after 15 minutes.

SteamWorld Heist by @ImageForm

Yet another two-phase хсом, but this time in TWODEE and with ricochet mechanics. (& hats).
Year was so great i have to use 2015 game with 2016 release for MR.

Stardew Valley by @ConcernedApe

Enjoyable grindfest with sometimes awkward controls.

@GrimDawn by Crate Entertainment

First unconditional GOTY. H&SARPG in grimdark cthulhoid setting. But is exactly what you would expect.

2.) @MarvelHeroes 2016 by gazillion

Yep i had an empty slot so game from 2013 is goty of 2016. Because recent patches made it great.

Brigador by Stellar Jockeys

Unconditional GOTY of 2016. 16-bit Battletech but with power of the >>current year hardware.

There were more great movies this year than the last one.
MOTY 2016:

5.) Quo Vado?
Right attitude towards office work.

4.) The Accountant
"A special mindset" movie, which delivers, unlike bournes, reachers and mechanics.

3.) Doctor Strange
Finally, one more not tryhard super cereal marvel movie.

2.) Swiss Army Man

A feature-length movie.
From guise who did Turn Down for What video.

1.) Hardcore
No explanation is necessary.

Never tried to hunt fresh tunes, but some >>2016 ones has surfaced up
TOTY 2016:

Another memeberry neowhatever from whenever.

Guess what? A memeberry neowhatever syphoning samples from the whole era; with dumb lyrics.

Don't mind the opening. Basically a /zu hundert zeitgeist/.

You know you love it.

A perfection.

@темы: Музыка, Компьютерные Игры, Кино


Blade: Trinity

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it turns out i haven't watched blade3 before
well it's tryhard edgy, cartoony and there is wade wilson who can't shut his mouth

interesting how despite having 3 different directors all movies have same style elements from the first

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, marvel, blade, Blade: Trinity


Blade 2

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
While it is utterly retarded beyond comprehension, i can't understand why i couldn't remember anything from it but the autopsy scene. Seriously, UV grenades? Grenade-bomb? Using guns instead of lights? Music still great, though.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Marvel, Blade 2, Blade, Энтропия


Blade (1998)

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
The movie holds up pretty good, though it's rather memorable and there were little point to rewatch it. Музыкальное сопровождение отлично.

@темы: Blade, Marvel, Кино


Bridge of Spies

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It is an enjoyable legal thriller "based on real life", which is, as usual, means it's historically inaccurate in major ways.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Bridge of Spies


Sully (2016)

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A generic "based on real life" movie about whocares participating in nooneeverheardof. It's tolerable.

@темы: Sully (2016), Кино, Индустрия Развлечений



Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
On a second viewing it only gets better — slow parts go faster and all the good ones are still there.

@темы: Кино, Ятинсотэстс



Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
Ugly aliens make laughable space-romance which gave Fishburne lethal space-cancer. Though, it's still tolerable.

@темы: Passengers (2016), Кино, Индустрия Развлечений


Rogue One

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
It is a generic dumb memeberry SW movie, but overall it is enjoyable.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Star wars, Rogue One


Дед Мороз. Битва Магов

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Ahahaha oh wow~ Lol wut~?
Well it's enjoyable despite being dumb and naive and gets one bonus point for meta-absurdity.

@темы: Кино, Дед Мороз. Битва Магов


千機變II花都大戰 (Chin Gei Bin Ji Fa Dou Daai Zin)

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It has nothing to do with the first film and it's about fighting the reign of evil genderfluid feminazis with the power of love.

@темы: Кино, The Twins Effect 2, Chin Gei Bin



Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
Watchmen — ultimate cut
Всё новое — не имеет никакого смысла. А сам фильм смотрится беспросветной нудятиной.

Без эффекта новизны всё выглядит немного скучнее.

А вот он ощущается так же свежо как и в первый раз.

Охота на пиранью
Фильм не слишком теряет при каждом пересмотре, а тут ещё оказывается есть большая версия, так что это ещё не конец.

@темы: Coriolanus, Titus, Watchmen, Кино, Охота на пиранью


千機變 (Chin Gei Bin)

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It is a classic chick flick mixed up with a kung fu movie in equal parts and it's about vampire hunting.

@темы: Chin Gei Bin, Кино


Hell or High Water

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Despite it being a splice of a western, a southstern and an occupy movie — it still feels like a generic crime-film and reeks of No Country For Old Man. The most entertaining thing in it is Jeff, who makes it a tolerable motion picture overall.

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Кино


Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

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It is at least tolerable, which is an improvement over the first two. It's almost enjoyable but music, postscriptum, opening and closing titles and too much screen time focused on kids are killing it. Also it really have a lot of similarities with the forth movie.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Mad Max

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