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Записи с темой: индустрия развлечений (список заголовков)

Bourne Legacy

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tries to have a story about consequences of bourne but is incoherent and as dumb as any bourne movie

ещё использует тему борна хотя на экране хавкай. сложно ыбло ему любой другой трек моби дать?

@темы: 0, bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия



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So, in fact in its core it is a generic space adventure game with randomly generated fetch\beararse quests and weak terrariacraft mechanics slapped on top of it in specially dedicated procedurally generated landscapes. It's like red faction — advertises terraforming but then puts you into indestructible corridors in main campaign. You can't use anything but shooter+platformer mechanics in boss-fights or story-mission and they are done extremely poorly — unlike terraria there isn't much useful movement upgrades, armour is generic and so are guns, without much progression or crafting. GUI is not on par with terraria and controls are absolutely garbage and unrebindable (it always double tap of movement key, which no sane person would want). Story is laughable, narrative is garbage.

Game kinda works in UHD UWS surround, but it runs at 10fps even in FHD with GF970 sli being used for 17% top. Game just loves crashing 2-3 times in a row on startup.

It would be an extremely mediocre but tolerable crabshow if it wasn't so bugged and unplayable. Well at least it twice better than no man's sky by the amount of meaningful content and game's framerate.

@темы: Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений


QUAKE II Mission Pack: The Reckoning

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[played with ultimate quake 2 patch containing KMQuake2]

Base game refuses to be played in 1280x1024 so i fiddled around with mods and end up with kmquake2 which allows adjustment of FOV and some new graphics and GUI options.

Most of the new enemies are just rearmed and re-purposed old ones; most of the new guns and items are not functionally different from the old ones; all levels are as brown-grey boring corridors as in the base game.
New LD features even more pointless and unclear obtuse backtracking, with tonal and at the same time logic dips, but for some reason this game feels less boring than the original, while being not that much shorter. Maybe it's just consequences of the "cultivation".

So it's pretty mediocre, fans of the first game should like it. I didn't like the sequel and this one isn't that better.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Quake


The Secret Life of Pets

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dumb tired retarded and BORING homeward bound clone made by incompetent idiots with motion blur and lens flares in CGI!

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, The Secret Life of Pets, 0


Mower Minions

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It is the worst minion thing i saw. Even minion movie had some good scenes, but this one is flat, boring and unimaginative.

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, despicable me


War Dogs (2016)

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starts with style but instead of making it visual motif it abandons it to become mediocre lord of war IN THE INTERNETS
"based on a true story"
mecha hitler is also "based" on a true story
also every part about their (((families))) are insignificant to the story and could be left out instead of pointing fingers as usual

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Кинотеатр, Кино, 0


Aloha (2015)

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is a toothless movie trying to be something like mike judge

so amerikan nuclear nasa is good but spacex and its likes are The Bad Guys? of course

@темы: 0, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия


The Mechanic (2011)

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this remake has a nice setup but it's just another statham dumb action movie instead of proper hitman one it tries to pretend to be
also protagonist's motivations are all over the place

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Mechanic, 0


Mechanic: Resurrection

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it has much worse story (save the grill help the orphans) but much better writing. finally, he not just talk about preparation but actually do his homework and play hitman (even if lousy) instead of run in guns blazing and be confused with his feelings. though it lost some of that which resembled "style" in the remake

generic statham dumb action movie
is ok

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Mechanic, Кинотеатр, Кино, 0


Ночные стражи

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ночные стражи is not as crazy as it can be suspected from the trailer and don Jean Ярмо is not that colourful of the character. it has mediocre vfx not very great spound design, which feels like it's translation and not original audiotrack (that makes it mediocre from our pov) tries to have sounding ost, and even leitmotiff (or two?) but i strongly dislike that music. character ark which ends with confusion is pretty ok for this story

the biggest problem is the cultural background. it tries to use local folklore to give it a nice flavour, but character refers to men in black while much better movie title to describe that situation would be ночной дозор which was pretty big cultural event in it's time. it even looks better and has a lot of memorable "scenes" instead of just one. next, they all use outdated generic weoponry familiar to NATO population instead of local АК74М\АКС74У\РПК74 equally iconic for foreign audiences and some unusual-looking "fantasy" designs of ПП-2000 ПП-90 or ПП19 (АК based SMG with helical magazine)
even machineguns are gatling multibarrel type instead of locally preffered multicannons. and the city is absolutely generic-looking skyline without any moscow sights. only metro map is similar to the moscow's one

it's ok

@темы: Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, 0



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Very simple, very hard and very luck-based tile-matching casual puzzle game. Sound-design is pretty good.

Well, it is one, either you need it for your own reasons or you don't need one. It's grindy, but in working order and is manageable.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений


Sir Terence David John Pratchett — The Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic

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captain forever remix

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captain forever remix is a block constructing top down space combat roguelite. the constructing part is mediocre, options are limited, and there is one successful design, while strict time limit destroys the most fun part of engineering. combat is really poor and best option is using something with longest range and do a lot of kiting. artstyle of the game is clean and unremarkable, artstyle of the story is something out of the clasky czupo i.e. incredibly ugly. story itself is primitive and almost unexistent, while writing is irritating and talking heads take significant part of the screen so you can't see where are you shooting.

overall it's ok game for one successful session

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, captain forever, 0


Bad Bots

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Absolutely basic and mediocre game in the genre. Despite being short (<3h) it overstays it's welcome rather soon and feels like whole 6 to 7 hours of tedium.
Works ok with the UHD UWS Surround, artstyle is also ok, but animation is janky.
The game doesn't have customizable keys and default controls are awful. Kinesthetics feels unresponsive due to every animation being played till the end and some utilitarian actions being incompatible with others. Probably because of that you always get stuck on ladders. Also be prepared to constant cheap stun-lock, since there is no "1-second ghost" while in boss battles damage is unavoidable. Final boss is a cheap crab-show of hit-scan area damage and randomness (without pattern) with constant stun-lock. It's very luck-based even on easiest and it's never even remotely fair. After which you can enjoy really long tight corridor filled with hit-scan bots and not much health packs.

Story is dumb and extremely predictable, which is also intentional, since it was made by the rules of Anglosphere Tropes 101; Book 1; Chapter 1. Intentionally bad writing is bad.

It could be a serviceable game, but dev thinks that listed above problems are features and not problems at all, and therefore is not intended to fix it. Also it's 3 years after release already.

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Компьютерные Игры, Энтропия


极地大反攻 (Jídì dà fǎngōng [?])

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polar adventure is a low budget low poly low textures low brow cartoon with real-time particles-physics and bizarre artstyle

also features awful recap OF THE PREVIOUS WHOLE MOVIE IN CUTS OUT OF ORDER in the middle
if story was better or if someone would cut out all of the garbage and awfull musical sequence it would be a tolerable bizxarro experience, but right now 3\10
still better than ghostbuster2016

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Jidi da fangong, 0


Blinky Bill the Movie

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i did nazi that coming
is a mediocre and tolerable, looks ok, furs are ok 5\10
oh and they are often going 4wd which is a totally +
making unhumies cartoons while using totally humie kinetics is dumb

@темы: 0, Blinky Bill, Индустрия Развлечений, Кинотеатр, Мультипликация/анимация


龙在哪里 (Long zai na li)

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is as dumb as any amerikan cartoon but it has chinese story and narrative and therefore is less tiresome to watch (yet)

it's medium budgeted so some thing looks great while other furs are flats, should've either make all furs plain textures or all furs fully modeled, for tonal consistency

it has retarded flashback sequence showing you what you saw in the last hour. and it seems it's a common element in chinese animation. is it like ancient chinese secret for retarded adhd humie maggots?

also awful song at the end. if someone would make a recut without afwul flashback and without awful song it'll be pretty ok cartoon

@темы: 0, Long zai na li, Индустрия Развлечений, Кинотеатр, Мультипликация/анимация


Shadow Warrior

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When people claim that all old FPS were obtuse labyrinths this is exactly what they mean. These games of follow-up second wave all feature LOL-I-TROLL-U level design, while offering mostly the same gameplay as the first wave of that generation.

This one is basically more of the Duke Nukem 3D, but with asian theme, new weapons and enemies and slightly improved engine. New character is more irritating and by nowadays standards even "racist", with jokes being even less funny.

Weaponry is somewhat interesting, but again, blast radius of explosives hurts player more than enemies, which renders them less useful. The rest are usual hit-scan guns and couple of projectile ones. So in the end you'll use only 2-3 of the same guns for the whole duration of the game. Usage of voxels could be impressive for the time, but they should spend them on enemies instead of gun models, so you could properly calculate distances and aim vertically.

Foes are unremarkable demons, with only notable one, being also the most irritating. Suicide bomber is often placed in blind spots and then his corpse plays overly long animation of rising ghost, before you could finally hurt it. And if you fail to do that in time, it'll start to fly around, turning sideways while being 2D sprite, so you have additional trouble to see where to shoot.

Turrets and limited vehicles are supposed to be the new gameplay element (but we all know how well it turned out), but they are extremely clumsy, while also being done better in a game released one month prior to this one.

Wanton Destruction is just more of the same, with only notable thing being the swap of shurikens to darts.

Twin Dragon is even more of the same, with only notable thing being obnoxious all-over-the-place abundance of ugly Level Infinity logos.

Redux is a great version, which works just fine on modern PCs, combining everything that there is to this game in one neat bundle.

Basically, this game can be recommended only to people who crave more of the same Duke Nukem 3D gameplay or who never played DN3D, due to ignorance or repulsion to the setting, though Shadow Warrior is not that much tonally different.

@темы: Shadow Warrior, Индустрия Развлечений, Компьютерные Игры, Энтропия



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oh shit waddup here comes dat meme dam kids get out of my lawn with your satanic internet

is so retarded it's fun be afraid of internet it'll turn you into a zombie you won't believe which dankest memes they use

@темы: Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, cell


Ice Age: Collision Course

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