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Записи с темой: индустрия развлечений (список заголовков)
00:09 

Sir Terence David John Pratchett — Mort

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23:00 

Max Steel (2016)

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is a generic teen superhero origin story with retarded sidekick who can't shut up

@темы: 0, Max Steel, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

22:53 

Trolls (2016)

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trolls have really good artstyle, but degenerate writing, poor jokes and mostly awful pop songs
sound of silence turned into cheerful unjoke
I Dovregubbens Hall is expected and also ruined with bad electro, unlike reznor's
the only notable thing was some bizarre mix of 4 ton mantis with clint eastwood by gorillaz

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Trolls, Gjol-trold, 0

22:52 

Синдбад: Пираты семи штормов

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have mostly ok animation and artstyle
bad sound design; VA, writing and pacing are pretty bad; songs are despicable

@темы: Энтропия, Синдбад: Пираты семи штормов, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Sinbad the Sailor, 0

21:15 

ParaNorman

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there is motion blur in paranorman
and it's about autists
of course it's about autists
hat all movie autists have in common? they all suck it instead of talking back

after kubo and now this
i'm think i want to get off laika's wild ride

vvorst part is that there are people vvho claim that it's better than coraline
Those should be burned for the vvitchcraft.

it's a very dumb movie with tons of unfunny and pathetic whiny sсript about people who ask for it
её осудили за ведьмовство, ведьмовство было незаконным, она участвовала в ведьмовстве и прокляла их всех
соответственно они были правы и всё законно
если не нравятся законы страны всегда можно из неё свалить (пока не закрыта граница) нравится или нет но так всё устроено, не надо тут истерик из-за особых снежинок

Мусора бегают по ведьминому дому.

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Индустрия Развлечений, 0

13:54 

幸腹グラフィティ (Kōfuku Gurafiti) (сериал)

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Типичная "лирическая комедия" в поджанрах "готовка" (+"еда") и "одиночество=>друзяшки" с типичной для своего поколения анимацией, использующей очень много фотографий и съёмки под густым соусом PFX и мягкие неконтрастные губы для моментов когда раньше использовалась "старательная отрисовка". Вступление совершенно не подходит к тематике, а вступительная и закрывающая песни убоги. Сам сериал максимально близок к оригиналу, и из-за статичной анимации (ммм, да) редко когда может добавить что-то к тому, что автор оригинала мог выразить всего в четырёх кадрах. Тем более герои часто разговаривают или играют "на экран", показывая предметы прямо в "камеры". При том в отличии от среднего по поколению — это не разъяснения интересных фактов , обучение или разная занимательная информация по предмету. Впрочем в сериале и нету ничего, за что его можно не любить — он не перегружен плохими шутками и в нём нет дешёвой ДРАМЫ.

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Индустрия Развлечений, Kofuku Gurafiti

21:20 

Jack Reacher 2

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All kicky mckickface and no detective work makes Jack a dull boy.

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, jack reacher

21:40 

Петька и Василий Иванович 2: Судный день

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[review key provided by the publisher]

Enhanced re-release of (cult-) classic p&c referential comedic adventure game.

New (optional) control scheme cuts out all of the pointless pixel-hunting and dead-ends, leaving most of the content intact (old RMB menu is quite pretty) and isn't "streamlining" core mechanics. And backgrounds were expanded to fit 16:9 aspect ratio.

Game works just fine out of the box on UHD UWS Surround in fullscreen. Achievements are mostly story-related, but there are some of exploration-type ones.

It would be nice if there wes an option for animation speed in settings, since walking is really slow and some scenes are slow-paced.

/Interesting, this is a second old russian game i encountered, which using the same sound library as later was used by valve. Calculator sounds in the shop are very similar to that of steam's new chat message./

Собственно после HOPA становится понятно почему вымерли p&c и никогда уже не вернуться, несмотря на все условности и простенькие задачки HOPA по-прежнему обладают лучшим повествованием так как не используют постмодернистские разговоры персонажей с игроком, а так же благодаря отсутствию анимации ходьбы по экрану значительно повышают темп игры, удаляя мертвое время. Конкретно сюжет легендарных ПиВИЧей оказался вполне стандартным для своего времени набором глупых шуток и культурных отсылок, впрочем некоторые были довольно смешны своим абсурдизмом. Вот интересно как Бука обошлась с fair use, ведь то что работало в девяносто девятым на физических носителях, в >>current year на цифровых уже не прокатит.

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, ПиВИЧ, Компьютерные Игры

01:19 

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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Is the worst one so far. It has absolutely no plot, while writing is awful and makes no sense. All characters act out of the sсript, function like RNGs, and can't converse like humie beings. It's like aliens stole some human skin and try to blend in, not knowing that everyone in the crowd is also an alien who stole humie skin and tries to blend in.

It's a confusing pointless bore to watch.

@темы: Harry Potter, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

01:08 

The Magnificent Seven (2016)

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New The Magnificent Seven will please every Trump's voter with unprecedented amounts of racism — they whitewashed every mexican out of the movie.

But seriously, first movie has a better moral.
It was focused on the simple life of farmers, which will remain, while cowboys come and go and are no different from the outlaws. It had a full ark for the "kid", and showed him that there is nothing wrong with being a farmer with a wife instead of an adventurer without one.
New one is exactly what first movie was ((("deconstructing"))) — it's a "cowboys rode into sunset" movie, and no one wants to be a dumb farmer.

But movies are not tales, movies are visual medium, and using "gotta catch 'em all" captain planet PC racist stereotypes cast gave every of the main heroes personality (even if token one) and distinguished them from each other. Despite being smarter overall, original had a "kid", a "bald", and 5 "dads", one of whom had PTSD, but you can't tell which one, since all of the "dads" did look the same and didn't had enough screen time per "dad" to truly remember their quirks and characters. Though remake chickened out of calling "jane who got a gun" the real member of the seven after Hawke's character chickened out. At least that would be a statement; but of course he came back, because the genre and because it was in the original. On top of multiple distinct characters, remake has modern action cinematography, which much improved "dumb excitement" techniques, compared to the 60s, and all of the dumb scenes at least are fun, while being mostly tolerable in quality.

So, despite being dumber and inferior tale, in the end it is a slightly better movie.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, The Magnificent Seven, Seven Samurai, Кинотеатр

19:48 

Sir Terence David John Pratchett — Equal Rites

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even on same level of dumbness delivery feels significantly improved
writing is slightly improved
i liked granny weatherwax in wyrdsisters and carpejugulum but in equal rites she is mostly stereotypically boring and underdeveloped(?(yet?)
Soooo The ending of the equal rites is underwhelming and went nowhere Also later parts of the book are heavy with undiegetic pop references
It kinda contradicts first two in how magic works.

@темы: 0, Discworld, Sir Terence David John Pratchett, Индустрия Развлечений, Книги

07:21 

Final Doom

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The Plutonia Experiment

Yep. This is just exactly just more of Doom 2.

Yep. this is the same amateur\sequel\add-on style of level design of that era, with trolling, random riddles and giant unending levels. With the main idea being shoot more stuff coz shoot more stuff. Compared to base Doom 2 it is not even artistically coherent\correct and very gamey. Visually levels are pretty plain, uneventful and not memorable. And of course final boss would be an icon of sin which was bad even in the original. If you want just to play more levels for doom without regards to quality — it is for you.

TNT: Evilution

It starts very strong, with some new visuals and new music, but then it slows down at 2\5 mark to be as generic, trolly and poor as plutonia, after which it suddenly has a row of extremely short and plain levels. And overall Evilution is not thematically coherent, having you run around prisons, offices, warehouses, sewers and other boring real-life stuff. Though, sometimes you can find something truly amazing and great between them. Something which is very doom with all it's cultural zeitgeist and non-explicit references. Some parts are even surpassing both original Doom 2 and the Doom itself, some levels are legitimately artistically and technically great. And the final level is somewhat improved, with dumb puzzles, cyberdemon fight, and icon of sin (yes, again) being more combat heavy and sensible. I was on the verge of recommending it, but this release crashes in one place, and it doesn't display evilution text screens, instead it just uses plutonia ones, so you will never see the story of this add-on.

They tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter. Some great stuff is spoiled with bad parts, after which it's ruined by the release, and on top of that there is the plutonia's dead weight.

@темы: Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Doom

02:53 

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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is yet another dumb movie about dumb people which looks so pathetic it is targeted towards females
this time it says that alpha males get the grills and should always bully weak nerds
and that magic garbage society workslike putin's russia — it consists of cock-a-doodle-doos who are too adroop to vote or act
oh and harru is RIPPED just like an alpha male should be
now he need to bully sum dum nerds just like his redneck father did

and no one cared to use several available truth magics on the suspect who is also a witness on the differentе much more serious case

even vfx is downgraded from 3

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0

16:55 

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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yet more of the same garbage this time with sexual harassment and middle school of death

the universe is totally inconsistent and absolutely random with its rules. plot just happens & stuff from previous instalments is forgotten

final fight is laughable pathetic and retarded and this whole series can only be enjoyed by >f e m a l e s<
i.e. it is a shit for faggots

if we have hp parents and patison ghosts why they don't live in the hogwarts? why parents don't speak with and guide hp then?

wtf is with hermione? is she having her period? she runs around screaming hysterically and being annoying. why ron acting like a faggot?

and wtf happened to hogwarts? in fourth instalment is just like been turned into burned kebab refugee shelter

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0

16:47 

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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is a convoluted pile of shit
it has so much plot devices that it doesn't make any sense and chars are just blind

they finally did add transitions, but plot is still overcompressed while being overly long all-while being empty and uneventful

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0

08:09 

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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is yet another garbage HP movie
ironically in the second movie kids forgot how to act at all harru and ron act worse than the toilet stalls which are the real leads and have the longest runtime in the film
to tolerate retarded retreading of the opening just pretend that it's uncle monty on screen 10 years after being cured in the christian camp
this is me, hurru in the corner

it has the same incoherent structure with jumps from summer to winter in the matter of 10 minutes without any chapter envelopes
which is baffling considering it's 2:40 runtime and that it manages to tell less than LOTR all while lacking any downtime and char develpmnt
it literally has machina ex machina and several other plot devices and scripted resolutions
some plot "punchlines" lack any proper setups and just happen

and the morbidity of this movie is just baffling

@темы: Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter

08:06 

Nine Lives

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is a generic movie in the "2000s talking cgi animals" subgenre as a revival it is a peculiar case but does it have any die-hard fans who prefer it to 90s livaction talking animals subgenre?
with bad acting from mother and daughter's actors

oh and sound design is retarded they use fake cat barks every second of cat's on-screen time, even while real cat has it's mouth shut

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, 0

08:00 

Sausage Party

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is a pointless pathetic retarded degenerate seth rogen's pile of shit with 1,5 "jokes" and drugs because that is a generic seth rogen for you ahahha aren't drugs like phunnie guise?
but it has great 8\10 freebie coloring+puzzle book with the tickets
translation is obviously rated E for everyone and buns don't use vertical kinetics, which is a waste and a copout

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Энтропия, Sausage Party, 0

14:15 

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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is as shitty movie as i remember it, but this time i noticed how random and incoherent it is. i'm all for skipping of the boring scenes and tropes, but with such months-long jumps you should have different narrative envelope
like some chapters or time stamps, yes you can tell from visuals what happening, but it's just uncanny and uncomfortable, it gives uncanny feels of incompleteness with such blink-of-the-eye transitions. allwhile story thread treating it as a constant current

also skipping boring mundane scenes is not the same as skipping stuff in retarded magic shitshow world. they do world-building and are only mundane from diegetic POV but not from consumer's POV.

characters are awful and chosen oneness is to the max world is random garbage extremely violent sport with kids don't use protection gear

@темы: 0, Harry Potter, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

13:52 

Jason Bourne

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can't decide if it is equally or more retarded than first three but "jesus bore 5" is retarded nonetheless

it was filmed by retard who spent last 10 years on meth so it has 30 different shots per minute and you can't see shit what happening. cinematography is shit with unlimited shaky camera works. scenery is magic shit filled with teleporters

it's as boring and sleep-inducing as every jesus bore movie

@темы: 0, Bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

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