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Записи с темой: индустрия развлечений (список заголовков)
22:51 

Ex Machina (фильм)

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я у мамки сегодня с электроовцами


when your high concept is so high it is high AF

green skin suit is not on par with johhny number 5 or uncanny valley bots, so it just looks pedestrian with whatshername(idontcare)
it has a lot of visual autism like mom sez uhm director and mom sez uhm postmodernist which brings nothing to the table and look amateur while also ruining gesamtkunstwerk

and even if i manually edit all garbage out, writing is still filled with so much unfixable plotholes

+stoopeed movie
people switch off other people based on test all the time

like on pregnancy test, for example

if protagonist being an utter degenerate is explained, the tone is still all over the place

also ending is too long not in the sense like other people say it but it's just unstylish and creates one more plothole out of nothing
well it was mildly entertaining trip up to the point where you wake up in thailand riding 70yo's tranny dick while holding pack of shrooms

@темы: Энтропия, Ex Machina (фильм), 0, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений

21:22 

Pixel Puzzles 2: Space

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Yet another puzzle game in the series. Most of mechanics i already covered in reviews for the 1st game and for the second series. All pictures are ok, i wouldn't call any one of them an incomprehensible repetative mess *cough, pinguins, cough*.

So, new mechanics of trading hints for achievements is kinda cool and encourages clean completion, and assembling the rocket itself is fun at the beginning, but near the end it becomes a tedium.

Works fine in UHD UWS, with pillarboxing, and fine in windowed mode.

As always, if you want one — it is one.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Pixel Puzzles 2: Space, Pixel Puzzles 2, Pixel Puzzles

20:11 

Serious Sam 3: BFE

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A generic nostalgia fake-revival game, which is a consolized first encounter, including dumb pyramids AGAIN. So, basically they removed most weapons, added some generic tacticool boring hitscans, added a lot of useless hitscan enemies and a lot of annoying timewasters. In level-design they shrank everything and included captain price giving you sudden death if you go out of intended path. On top of it you now may enjoy endless pitch black onaholes infested with crab louses.

At least some core gameplay is the same — you stand in the fartherst corner of the map and shoot your gun until green crosshair turns into red, or you run around getting kicked in the arse by kleers. Also now there are press X to melee, because of course it would be there.

Music is some faux-ethno annoying cymbals which is worsened by the greatest invention of all times — dynamic music (which means it randomly starts and stops, creating utter κακοφωνία right in your ears).

Well at least writing is okay, and it's funny to see Sejic in the credits.

It took me two and a half years to finish main campaign. SSam never was a masterpiece and this one is even more boring. Most of the game i completed little by little each time when i tested new hardware to see if my performance increased, because it run very bad on my base (old) PC and still drops FPS on GF970SLI and i7 on sub-high settings. And the settings are the best part of the whole game and have most gameplay and player agency in them.

Game runs fine at UHD UWS and offers good customization of HUD etc.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Serious Sam 3: BFE, Serious Sam 3, Serious Sam, Энтропия

20:03 

Blade: Trinity

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it turns out i haven't watched blade3 before
well it's tryhard edgy, cartoony and there is wade wilson who can't shut his mouth

enjoyable
interesting how despite having 3 different directors all movies have same style elements from the first

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, marvel, blade, Blade: Trinity

12:17 

Frog Fractions

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Well, it turns out the legendary Frog Fractions is just basic bitch 13yo's "oh lol so random" post-modernistic waste of time.

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Frog Fractions, Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры

09:33 

Blade 2

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While it is utterly retarded beyond comprehension, i can't understand why i couldn't remember anything from it but the autopsy scene. Seriously, UV grenades? Grenade-bomb? Using guns instead of lights? Music still great, though.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Marvel, Blade 2, Blade, Энтропия

02:54 

Bridge of Spies

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It is an enjoyable legal thriller "based on real life", which is, as usual, means it's historically inaccurate in major ways.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Bridge of Spies

02:47 

Sully (2016)

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A generic "based on real life" movie about whocares participating in nooneeverheardof. It's tolerable.

@темы: Sully (2016), Кино, Индустрия Развлечений

09:22 

Passengers

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Ugly aliens make laughable space-romance which gave Fishburne lethal space-cancer. Though, it's still tolerable.

@темы: Passengers (2016), Кино, Индустрия Развлечений

09:18 

Rogue One

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It is a generic dumb memeberry SW movie, but overall it is enjoyable.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Star wars, Rogue One

07:04 

24 Hours

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I completed this game so you don't have to.

It's a baby's first fps level (only one), about a luminescent (well abnormally luminescent, compared to a human) MARINE (that's what is said in marketing materials) (oh, and he is interpid) with one semi-automatic gun, shooting with extreme ark, at three types of hovering skull enemies, two of which are black (and therefore are invisible outside of MARINE's bioluminescent glow, to create EXTREMELY cheap jump-scares) and one is so hyped that it's already ON FIRE. I could count textures on fingers, but i'm too lazy for that. Outside of a (probably) template gun, (probably) template trees and (probably) template skulls everything else is extremely low-poly and basic. Level-design consist of a wide "graveyard" area going into grey-brick tunnel (with a grey brick floor and a grey brick ceiling) with a couple of turns, opening into semi-wide are leading to "urban-city courtyards" where you can find a glowing green sphere and end your 24 minute (TWENTY FOUR MINUTE) or less misery and being thrown up back into the "menu". The best parts are invisible walls and tiny entrances to the next parts of the level, which you can't see in low light and have to stumble upon.

Hey, but at least you can jump here, unlike in walking simulators.

[spoiler]If you want to experience this for yourself — F5 turns on debug mode and F1 turns it off.[/spoiler]

Unreal engine works just fine @ UHD UWS Surround out of the box, but low-poly and incredible texture work are so intense that game barely works at 20 fps on GF970SLI. It doesn't have any graphical options and have motion blur turned on by default.

Trading cards look slightly less awful than a game, but if you click them to see wallpaper — they just stretch to the size without any consideration to aspect ratio. First 4 badges are somewhat tolerable, but 5th and foil are absolutely disgusting. Emoticons are just red smileys with fake photoshop volumetric effect, which makes them incredibly ugly to use on steam. Two out of three would profile background would be absolutely cheap but tolerable, if not for extreme blurriness and low resolution.

Here, i spent more time writing this review, than the developer spent it on making this game. Knowing that this is just steam-trading-cards-flick they at least could use basic photoshop skills to have better steam trading meta fluff (like emoticons and profile backgrounds).

@темы: Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений

08:37 

Hell or High Water

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Despite it being a splice of a western, a southstern and an occupy movie — it still feels like a generic crime-film and reeks of No Country For Old Man. The most entertaining thing in it is Jeff, who makes it a tolerable motion picture overall.

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Кино

08:32 

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

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It is at least tolerable, which is an improvement over the first two. It's almost enjoyable but music, postscriptum, opening and closing titles and too much screen time focused on kids are killing it. Also it really have a lot of similarities with the forth movie.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Mad Max

20:47 

Mad Max

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It is a generic cop revenge movie, just slightly sprinkled with gayness and road-cult craziness. It's boring and has bad generic unfitting soundtrack.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Mad Max

00:06 

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

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So, how much did Depp pay to write it and star in it?

@темы: Mexico Trilogy, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино

22:44 

Крепость. Щитом и мечом

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Мельница попыталась сбавить обороты и сделать что-то посерьёзнее, но не доходящее до суицидальной депрессии, однако вляпалась в великодержавное скаленство и метафорический душный и душной аутизм. Смотрится всё это довольно печально и кибальчишево со всем вуду, особенно развязка.

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Мультипликация/анимация, Энтропия

22:27 

The Thing (2011)

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It is a barely tolerable prequel which ruins continuity, but not that much. It misses the tone and the point of the original pretty hard. Also it is epitomic to the decay of american cinema: from visual storytelling implying self-evidency and a good structure to bad cliches, copy paste, obligatory "big" events, running, absence of the sense of propriety, poor writing and a lack of any imagination.

Monster design goes from "the thing" style to generic "zombies-cthulhu-silent-hill-teeth-and-tongues" CGI style. Also early reveal and open attack goes against the whole point of "distrust in enclosed spaces" premise and switches from subtlety of original to (pointless and pathetic) obnoxiousness of the modern era.

Writing barely holds up, it's filled with "sсript says so", unnecessary characters and breaks continuity explicitly stated in the original movie. It's also frequently quotes the original without context, with knowledge or thought-process which these characters lack.

On top of all it has the worst title.

@темы: The Thing, Who Goes There?, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

22:09 

Про Федота-стрельца, удалого молодца

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В этом фильме студия попробовала новый стиль анимации, напоминающий John R. Dilworth с изрядным гротеском (и голубей с сиськами). Постановка довольно неприятная, с традиционно ужасным юмором, в этот раз чересчур sleazy.

@темы: Энтропия, Про Федота-стрельца, удалого молодца, Мультипликация/анимация, Индустрия Развлечений

19:36 

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11:56 

RoboCop (2014)

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a retarded pile of garbage in every way possible

it would be somewhat tolerable if it wasn't untitled remake\reboot they should call it robocop 2050, robocop XX, robocop 2000 or whatever

their music is unfitting and misguided, core concepts are broken и все отсылки неуместны и издевательски

оставили руку, основной сюжет с претсупниками бесмысленен
корупции в правительстве нет, корпорация вообще всё делает правильно красные ассеты бесмысленны

@темы: robocop, 0, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

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