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Записи с темой: энтропия (список заголовков)
07:42 

Drive (2011)

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Несмотря на культовую славу композиции Nightcall от Kavinsky — не стоит обнадёживаться, этот фильм снят тем же режиссёром что и у Neon Demon. Потому это сто минут безлицых манекенов молча делающих ничего. Абсолютная претенциозная скука и пустая трата времени с очень скучной синематографией.

@темы: Drive, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

07:30 

Иван Царевич и Серый волк

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Иван Царевич и Серый волк

Видимо почувствовав что они действительно переборщили с драмой в "Карлике носе", Мельница решила впечатлиться Shrek и начала делать примитивные постмодернистские пародийные сказки с глупыми шутками и отсылками. Начав с "Алёши Поповича и Тугарина Змея" она больше не слезала с дикого аттракциона.

Несмотря не средненький сюжет — повествование вышло ну очень унылым, а волк выступающий в качестве рассказчика постоянно обращается к зрителю, которого никто кроме него не видит.

Иван Царевич и Серый волк 2
Вместо того, чтобы развить свою идею с бородой и вдохновится несколькими сюжетами с venom\carnage из spider-man—картина просто топчется на месте, очень убого шутит и, на этот раз, добавляет какие-то совершенно ужасные, сюрреалистические, неуместные, фетишистские песни, которые не спасает даже смена стиля анимации (хотя и тоже спорная).

Иван Царевич и Серый волк 3
В целом, всё так же или более плохо, чем до этого, но благодаря использованию пугала (pumpkin jack) и сценарию от "Квартета И" с потугами на сатиру, выглядит это немного бодрее. Качество анимации упало, местами используется современный (дешёвый) "флешевый" метод.

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Индустрия Развлечений, Иван-Царевич, Иван Царевич и Серый волк 3, Иван Царевич и Серый волк 2, Иван Царевич и Серый волк, BOGATYRY ANIMNATED UNIVERSE

21:12 

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The Fast and the Furious
Just as boring as i remember it to be and the plot is already fading from my memory again. Shaky cam and constant gearing and switching are, like, supposed to show you how fast they are driving. All peppered with bottom-feeder-gangsta memeberries.
Машины, притом, совершенно уродливые. Как впрочем и выбранные актёры. Притом музыка так часто сменяется и сливается в такую кашу, а все гонки проходят под "рёв моторов", что несмотря на кажущуюся не самую ужасную подборку — общая картина складывается удручающая.

2 Fast 2 Furious
Boring movie without Vin, which i remembered only one shot from. And i already can't remember what happened there, again.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
The only standout movie from the first four due to drifting, but most terrible and retarded plot drags it down to the level of the rest.

Fast & Furious
Last time i watched it in cinematheatre and i even forgot there was Vin in this one. Also Han's cameo is laughable and rearranges the continuity for no reason.

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, The Fast and the Furious

23:00 

Max Steel (2016)

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is a generic teen superhero origin story with retarded sidekick who can't shut up

@темы: 0, Max Steel, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

22:53 

Trolls (2016)

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trolls have really good artstyle, but degenerate writing, poor jokes and mostly awful pop songs
sound of silence turned into cheerful unjoke
I Dovregubbens Hall is expected and also ruined with bad electro, unlike reznor's
the only notable thing was some bizarre mix of 4 ton mantis with clint eastwood by gorillaz

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Trolls, Gjol-trold, 0

22:52 

Синдбад: Пираты семи штормов

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have mostly ok animation and artstyle
bad sound design; VA, writing and pacing are pretty bad; songs are despicable

@темы: Энтропия, Синдбад: Пираты семи штормов, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Sinbad the Sailor, 0

21:15 

ParaNorman

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there is motion blur in paranorman
and it's about autists
of course it's about autists
hat all movie autists have in common? they all suck it instead of talking back

after kubo and now this
i'm think i want to get off laika's wild ride

vvorst part is that there are people vvho claim that it's better than coraline
Those should be burned for the vvitchcraft.

it's a very dumb movie with tons of unfunny and pathetic whiny sсript about people who ask for it
её осудили за ведьмовство, ведьмовство было незаконным, она участвовала в ведьмовстве и прокляла их всех
соответственно они были правы и всё законно
если не нравятся законы страны всегда можно из неё свалить (пока не закрыта граница) нравится или нет но так всё устроено, не надо тут истерик из-за особых снежинок

Мусора бегают по ведьминому дому.

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Индустрия Развлечений, 0

21:20 

Jack Reacher 2

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All kicky mckickface and no detective work makes Jack a dull boy.

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, jack reacher

01:19 

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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Is the worst one so far. It has absolutely no plot, while writing is awful and makes no sense. All characters act out of the sсript, function like RNGs, and can't converse like humie beings. It's like aliens stole some human skin and try to blend in, not knowing that everyone in the crowd is also an alien who stole humie skin and tries to blend in.

It's a confusing pointless bore to watch.

@темы: Harry Potter, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

07:21 

Final Doom

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The Plutonia Experiment

Yep. This is just exactly just more of Doom 2.

Yep. this is the same amateur\sequel\add-on style of level design of that era, with trolling, random riddles and giant unending levels. With the main idea being shoot more stuff coz shoot more stuff. Compared to base Doom 2 it is not even artistically coherent\correct and very gamey. Visually levels are pretty plain, uneventful and not memorable. And of course final boss would be an icon of sin which was bad even in the original. If you want just to play more levels for doom without regards to quality — it is for you.

TNT: Evilution

It starts very strong, with some new visuals and new music, but then it slows down at 2\5 mark to be as generic, trolly and poor as plutonia, after which it suddenly has a row of extremely short and plain levels. And overall Evilution is not thematically coherent, having you run around prisons, offices, warehouses, sewers and other boring real-life stuff. Though, sometimes you can find something truly amazing and great between them. Something which is very doom with all it's cultural zeitgeist and non-explicit references. Some parts are even surpassing both original Doom 2 and the Doom itself, some levels are legitimately artistically and technically great. And the final level is somewhat improved, with dumb puzzles, cyberdemon fight, and icon of sin (yes, again) being more combat heavy and sensible. I was on the verge of recommending it, but this release crashes in one place, and it doesn't display evilution text screens, instead it just uses plutonia ones, so you will never see the story of this add-on.

They tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter. Some great stuff is spoiled with bad parts, after which it's ruined by the release, and on top of that there is the plutonia's dead weight.

@темы: Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Doom

02:53 

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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is yet another dumb movie about dumb people which looks so pathetic it is targeted towards females
this time it says that alpha males get the grills and should always bully weak nerds
and that magic garbage society workslike putin's russia — it consists of cock-a-doodle-doos who are too adroop to vote or act
oh and harru is RIPPED just like an alpha male should be
now he need to bully sum dum nerds just like his redneck father did

and no one cared to use several available truth magics on the suspect who is also a witness on the differentе much more serious case

even vfx is downgraded from 3

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0

16:47 

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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is a convoluted pile of shit
it has so much plot devices that it doesn't make any sense and chars are just blind

they finally did add transitions, but plot is still overcompressed while being overly long all-while being empty and uneventful

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0

08:09 

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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is yet another garbage HP movie
ironically in the second movie kids forgot how to act at all harru and ron act worse than the toilet stalls which are the real leads and have the longest runtime in the film
to tolerate retarded retreading of the opening just pretend that it's uncle monty on screen 10 years after being cured in the christian camp
this is me, hurru in the corner

it has the same incoherent structure with jumps from summer to winter in the matter of 10 minutes without any chapter envelopes
which is baffling considering it's 2:40 runtime and that it manages to tell less than LOTR all while lacking any downtime and char develpmnt
it literally has machina ex machina and several other plot devices and scripted resolutions
some plot "punchlines" lack any proper setups and just happen

and the morbidity of this movie is just baffling

@темы: Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter

08:00 

Sausage Party

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is a pointless pathetic retarded degenerate seth rogen's pile of shit with 1,5 "jokes" and drugs because that is a generic seth rogen for you ahahha aren't drugs like phunnie guise?
but it has great 8\10 freebie coloring+puzzle book with the tickets
translation is obviously rated E for everyone and buns don't use vertical kinetics, which is a waste and a copout

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Энтропия, Sausage Party, 0

14:15 

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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is as shitty movie as i remember it, but this time i noticed how random and incoherent it is. i'm all for skipping of the boring scenes and tropes, but with such months-long jumps you should have different narrative envelope
like some chapters or time stamps, yes you can tell from visuals what happening, but it's just uncanny and uncomfortable, it gives uncanny feels of incompleteness with such blink-of-the-eye transitions. allwhile story thread treating it as a constant current

also skipping boring mundane scenes is not the same as skipping stuff in retarded magic shitshow world. they do world-building and are only mundane from diegetic POV but not from consumer's POV.

characters are awful and chosen oneness is to the max world is random garbage extremely violent sport with kids don't use protection gear

@темы: 0, Harry Potter, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

13:52 

Jason Bourne

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can't decide if it is equally or more retarded than first three but "jesus bore 5" is retarded nonetheless

it was filmed by retard who spent last 10 years on meth so it has 30 different shots per minute and you can't see shit what happening. cinematography is shit with unlimited shaky camera works. scenery is magic shit filled with teleporters

it's as boring and sleep-inducing as every jesus bore movie

@темы: 0, Bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

13:51 

Bourne Legacy

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tries to have a story about consequences of bourne but is incoherent and as dumb as any bourne movie

ещё использует тему борна хотя на экране хавкай. сложно ыбло ему любой другой трек моби дать?

@темы: 0, bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

02:06 

Starbound

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So, in fact in its core it is a generic space adventure game with randomly generated fetch\beararse quests and weak terrariacraft mechanics slapped on top of it in specially dedicated procedurally generated landscapes. It's like red faction — advertises terraforming but then puts you into indestructible corridors in main campaign. You can't use anything but shooter+platformer mechanics in boss-fights or story-mission and they are done extremely poorly — unlike terraria there isn't much useful movement upgrades, armour is generic and so are guns, without much progression or crafting. GUI is not on par with terraria and controls are absolutely garbage and unrebindable (it always double tap of movement key, which no sane person would want). Story is laughable, narrative is garbage.

Game kinda works in UHD UWS surround, but it runs at 10fps even in FHD with GF970 sli being used for 17% top. Game just loves crashing 2-3 times in a row on startup.

It would be an extremely mediocre but tolerable crabshow if it wasn't so bugged and unplayable. Well at least it twice better than no man's sky by the amount of meaningful content and game's framerate.

@темы: Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений

03:34 

The Secret Life of Pets

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dumb tired retarded and BORING homeward bound clone made by incompetent idiots with motion blur and lens flares in CGI!

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, The Secret Life of Pets, 0

03:34 

Mower Minions

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It is the worst minion thing i saw. Even minion movie had some good scenes, but this one is flat, boring and unimaginative.

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, despicable me

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