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Записи с темой: энтропия (список заголовков)
21:20 

Jack Reacher 2

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All kicky mckickface and no detective work makes Jack a dull boy.

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, jack reacher

01:19 

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

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Is the worst one so far. It has absolutely no plot, while writing is awful and makes no sense. All characters act out of the sсript, function like RNGs, and can't converse like humie beings. It's like aliens stole some human skin and try to blend in, not knowing that everyone in the crowd is also an alien who stole humie skin and tries to blend in.

It's a confusing pointless bore to watch.

@темы: Harry Potter, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

07:21 

Final Doom

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The Plutonia Experiment

Yep. This is just exactly just more of Doom 2.

Yep. this is the same amateur\sequel\add-on style of level design of that era, with trolling, random riddles and giant unending levels. With the main idea being shoot more stuff coz shoot more stuff. Compared to base Doom 2 it is not even artistically coherent\correct and very gamey. Visually levels are pretty plain, uneventful and not memorable. And of course final boss would be an icon of sin which was bad even in the original. If you want just to play more levels for doom without regards to quality — it is for you.

TNT: Evilution

It starts very strong, with some new visuals and new music, but then it slows down at 2\5 mark to be as generic, trolly and poor as plutonia, after which it suddenly has a row of extremely short and plain levels. And overall Evilution is not thematically coherent, having you run around prisons, offices, warehouses, sewers and other boring real-life stuff. Though, sometimes you can find something truly amazing and great between them. Something which is very doom with all it's cultural zeitgeist and non-explicit references. Some parts are even surpassing both original Doom 2 and the Doom itself, some levels are legitimately artistically and technically great. And the final level is somewhat improved, with dumb puzzles, cyberdemon fight, and icon of sin (yes, again) being more combat heavy and sensible. I was on the verge of recommending it, but this release crashes in one place, and it doesn't display evilution text screens, instead it just uses plutonia ones, so you will never see the story of this add-on.

They tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter. Some great stuff is spoiled with bad parts, after which it's ruined by the release, and on top of that there is the plutonia's dead weight.

@темы: Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Doom

02:53 

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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is yet another dumb movie about dumb people which looks so pathetic it is targeted towards females
this time it says that alpha males get the grills and should always bully weak nerds
and that magic garbage society workslike putin's russia — it consists of cock-a-doodle-doos who are too adroop to vote or act
oh and harru is RIPPED just like an alpha male should be
now he need to bully sum dum nerds just like his redneck father did

and no one cared to use several available truth magics on the suspect who is also a witness on the differentе much more serious case

even vfx is downgraded from 3

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0

16:47 

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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is a convoluted pile of shit
it has so much plot devices that it doesn't make any sense and chars are just blind

they finally did add transitions, but plot is still overcompressed while being overly long all-while being empty and uneventful

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0

08:09 

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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is yet another garbage HP movie
ironically in the second movie kids forgot how to act at all harru and ron act worse than the toilet stalls which are the real leads and have the longest runtime in the film
to tolerate retarded retreading of the opening just pretend that it's uncle monty on screen 10 years after being cured in the christian camp
this is me, hurru in the corner

it has the same incoherent structure with jumps from summer to winter in the matter of 10 minutes without any chapter envelopes
which is baffling considering it's 2:40 runtime and that it manages to tell less than LOTR all while lacking any downtime and char develpmnt
it literally has machina ex machina and several other plot devices and scripted resolutions
some plot "punchlines" lack any proper setups and just happen

and the morbidity of this movie is just baffling

@темы: Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter

08:00 

Sausage Party

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is a pointless pathetic retarded degenerate seth rogen's pile of shit with 1,5 "jokes" and drugs because that is a generic seth rogen for you ahahha aren't drugs like phunnie guise?
but it has great 8\10 freebie coloring+puzzle book with the tickets
translation is obviously rated E for everyone and buns don't use vertical kinetics, which is a waste and a copout

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Энтропия, Sausage Party, 0

14:15 

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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is as shitty movie as i remember it, but this time i noticed how random and incoherent it is. i'm all for skipping of the boring scenes and tropes, but with such months-long jumps you should have different narrative envelope
like some chapters or time stamps, yes you can tell from visuals what happening, but it's just uncanny and uncomfortable, it gives uncanny feels of incompleteness with such blink-of-the-eye transitions. allwhile story thread treating it as a constant current

also skipping boring mundane scenes is not the same as skipping stuff in retarded magic shitshow world. they do world-building and are only mundane from diegetic POV but not from consumer's POV.

characters are awful and chosen oneness is to the max world is random garbage extremely violent sport with kids don't use protection gear

@темы: 0, Harry Potter, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

13:52 

Jason Bourne

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can't decide if it is equally or more retarded than first three but "jesus bore 5" is retarded nonetheless

it was filmed by retard who spent last 10 years on meth so it has 30 different shots per minute and you can't see shit what happening. cinematography is shit with unlimited shaky camera works. scenery is magic shit filled with teleporters

it's as boring and sleep-inducing as every jesus bore movie

@темы: 0, Bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

13:51 

Bourne Legacy

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tries to have a story about consequences of bourne but is incoherent and as dumb as any bourne movie

ещё использует тему борна хотя на экране хавкай. сложно ыбло ему любой другой трек моби дать?

@темы: 0, bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

02:06 

Starbound

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So, in fact in its core it is a generic space adventure game with randomly generated fetch\beararse quests and weak terrariacraft mechanics slapped on top of it in specially dedicated procedurally generated landscapes. It's like red faction — advertises terraforming but then puts you into indestructible corridors in main campaign. You can't use anything but shooter+platformer mechanics in boss-fights or story-mission and they are done extremely poorly — unlike terraria there isn't much useful movement upgrades, armour is generic and so are guns, without much progression or crafting. GUI is not on par with terraria and controls are absolutely garbage and unrebindable (it always double tap of movement key, which no sane person would want). Story is laughable, narrative is garbage.

Game kinda works in UHD UWS surround, but it runs at 10fps even in FHD with GF970 sli being used for 17% top. Game just loves crashing 2-3 times in a row on startup.

It would be an extremely mediocre but tolerable crabshow if it wasn't so bugged and unplayable. Well at least it twice better than no man's sky by the amount of meaningful content and game's framerate.

@темы: Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений

03:34 

The Secret Life of Pets

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dumb tired retarded and BORING homeward bound clone made by incompetent idiots with motion blur and lens flares in CGI!

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, The Secret Life of Pets, 0

03:34 

Mower Minions

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is the worst minion thing i saw even minion movie had some good scenes this one is flat boring and unimaginative

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, despicable me, 0

22:11 

Aloha (2015)

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is a toothless movie trying to be something like mike judge

so amerikan nuclear nasa is good but spacex and its likes are The Bad Guys? of course

@темы: 0, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

21:46 

Ночные стражи

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ночные стражи is not as crazy as it can be suspected from the trailer and don Jean Ярмо is not that colourful of the character. it has mediocre vfx not very great spound design, which feels like it's translation and not original audiotrack (that makes it mediocre from our pov) tries to have sounding ost, and even leitmotiff (or two?) but i strongly dislike that music. character ark which ends with confusion is pretty ok for this story

the biggest problem is the cultural background. it tries to use local folklore to give it a nice flavour, but character refers to men in black while much better movie title to describe that situation would be ночной дозор which was pretty big cultural event in it's time. it even looks better and has a lot of memorable "scenes" instead of just one. next, they all use outdated generic weoponry familiar to NATO population instead of local АК74М\АКС74У\РПК74 equally iconic for foreign audiences and some unusual-looking "fantasy" designs of ПП-2000 ПП-90 or ПП19 (АК based SMG with helical magazine)
even machineguns are gatling multibarrel type instead of locally preffered multicannons. and the city is absolutely generic-looking skyline without any moscow sights. only metro map is similar to the moscow's one

it's ok

@темы: Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, 0

05:18 

Bad Bots

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Absolutely basic and mediocre game in the genre. Despite being short (<3h) it overstays it's welcome rather soon and feels like whole 6 to 7 hours of tedium.
Works ok with the UHD UWS Surround, artstyle is also ok, but animation is janky.
The game doesn't have customizable keys and default controls are awful. Kinesthetics feels unresponsive due to every animation being played till the end and some utilitarian actions being incompatible with others. Probably because of that you always get stuck on ladders. Also be prepared to constant cheap stun-lock, since there is no "1-second ghost" while in boss battles damage is unavoidable. Final boss is a cheap crab-show of hit-scan area damage and randomness (without pattern) with constant stun-lock. It's very luck-based even on easiest and it's never even remotely fair. After which you can enjoy really long tight corridor filled with hit-scan bots and not much health packs.

Story is dumb and extremely predictable, which is also intentional, since it was made by the rules of Anglosphere Tropes 101; Book 1; Chapter 1. Intentionally bad writing is bad.

It could be a serviceable game, but dev thinks that listed above problems are features and not problems at all, and therefore is not intended to fix it. Also it's 3 years after release already.

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Компьютерные Игры, Энтропия

23:21 

极地大反攻 (Jídì dà fǎngōng [?])

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polar adventure is a low budget low poly low textures low brow cartoon with real-time particles-physics and bizarre artstyle

also features awful recap OF THE PREVIOUS WHOLE MOVIE IN CUTS OUT OF ORDER in the middle
if story was better or if someone would cut out all of the garbage and awfull musical sequence it would be a tolerable bizxarro experience, but right now 3\10
still better than ghostbuster2016

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Jidi da fangong, 0

07:16 

Shadow Warrior

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When people claim that all old FPS were obtuse labyrinths this is exactly what they mean. These games of follow-up second wave all feature LOL-I-TROLL-U level design, while offering mostly the same gameplay as the first wave of that generation.

This one is basically more of the Duke Nukem 3D, but with asian theme, new weapons and enemies and slightly improved engine. New character is more irritating and by nowadays standards even "racist", with jokes being even less funny.

Weaponry is somewhat interesting, but again, blast radius of explosives hurts player more than enemies, which renders them less useful. The rest are usual hit-scan guns and couple of projectile ones. So in the end you'll use only 2-3 of the same guns for the whole duration of the game. Usage of voxels could be impressive for the time, but they should spend them on enemies instead of gun models, so you could properly calculate distances and aim vertically.

Foes are unremarkable demons, with only notable one, being also the most irritating. Suicide bomber is often placed in blind spots and then his corpse plays overly long animation of rising ghost, before you could finally hurt it. And if you fail to do that in time, it'll start to fly around, turning sideways while being 2D sprite, so you have additional trouble to see where to shoot.

Turrets and limited vehicles are supposed to be the new gameplay element (but we all know how well it turned out), but they are extremely clumsy, while also being done better in a game released one month prior to this one.

Wanton Destruction is just more of the same, with only notable thing being the swap of shurikens to darts.

Twin Dragon is even more of the same, with only notable thing being obnoxious all-over-the-place abundance of ugly Level Infinity logos.

Redux is a great version, which works just fine on modern PCs, combining everything that there is to this game in one neat bundle.

Basically, this game can be recommended only to people who crave more of the same Duke Nukem 3D gameplay or who never played DN3D, due to ignorance or repulsion to the setting, though Shadow Warrior is not that much tonally different.

@темы: Shadow Warrior, Индустрия Развлечений, Компьютерные Игры, Энтропия

02:09 

cell

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oh shit waddup here comes dat meme dam kids get out of my lawn with your satanic internet




is so retarded it's fun be afraid of internet it'll turn you into a zombie you won't believe which dankest memes they use

@темы: Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, cell

01:59 

neon demon

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pretentious shallow insubstantial cucketry about nothing, made for cinema students without taste to fap to
2\10
it pretends to have cinematography as kid tries to act adult by swearing in the wrong places and wear FUBAR makeup

it has a lot of 10mins stretches of nothing happening on the screen
it treats the viewer as an idiot who can't pinpoint where the sound is coming from

and the story bits are random plotmagic, just because

it's like high rise but without everything interesting

it's another unimaginative garbage like mallholland drive

@темы: Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, 0

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