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Записи с темой: энтропия (список заголовков)
23:46 

Spotlight (2015)

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Is a "real story" movie about uncovering open secret of some local cult no one heard about in some backwater country no one cares about.

Real journalism is similar to detective work, so (real) journalism plots are just a subgenre of the "detective". So this movie could be ok, but talentless directer decided that this is not even a movie. And in real world written media is not cinema.

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Spotlight (2015)

23:17 

Снежная королева 3. Огонь и лед

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is tolerable due to it being hardcore, but not really good due to thousands of pointless minor characters and slapstick

какието угольки
сдохший пасан
чиби
слепстик
китайы
Amy Macdonald - This Is The Lifethis is a life

@темы: Энтропия, Снежная королева 3. Огонь и лед, Снежная королева, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Snedronningen, 0

23:00 

Три богатыря и морской царь

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just as boring as every other cartoon in their shared animated universe now with even more sidekicks

and remember: rape drugs and sexism will lead to happy end

@темы: Энтропия, Три богатыря и морской царь, Три богатыря, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, BOGATYRY ANIMNATED UNIVERSE, 0

22:58 

Room (2015)

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takes it one step beyond what you would expect but is still utterly boring and useless

they even were too afraid to do real fritzl

@темы: Room (2015), 0, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

22:56 

The Danish Girl

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a movie about Danmark so of course everyone speaks (or tris to) with english accent

the characters are utterly retarded normies who deserve to be beaten up by other normies just like them

the writing is so masturbatory that writer sploodged into his eye with spunk during autofellatio sesson and saw in it the entire sсript
hell, the movie which starts with dude sucking his own cock on camera is less forced than this (actually it's entirely not forced)

sometimes when there is no writing and you can see only performances — Eddie Redmayne does his magic
(by being as flamboyant fehg as he is in every other movie)

but then in the second half of the movie he is playing an ubearable autist

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, The Danish Girl, 0, Кино, Энтропия

22:52 

The Big Short

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is just a last part of money as debt spruced with stock images and footage for no reason and crabby quotes all while being
tonally bankrupt, patronizing and unfunny; utterly failing at having any educational value.

>>this man changed your life not really, i didn't even noticed 2008'th
the only effect it has on me is that there are no games after '12 but again, games were a mistake

also it's pretending that that recession is anything new and not REGULAR self-correction of economy system, which is just a religious cult
banking system can't die, because only robot overlords can count every hoomie on earth and give them an objective value and provide assets
until then we need a functioning live self-managing abstract organism living in a faith-cloud
because the one thing every living organism wants is to survive (and procreate into other countries, ideologies and spheres (like politics))
but in the end the movie has good performances and enjoyable fictional characters, so it is tolerable overall

@темы: 0, The Big Short, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

22:51 

Ex Machina (фильм)

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я у мамки сегодня с электроовцами


when your high concept is so high it is high AF

green skin suit is not on par with johhny number 5 or uncanny valley bots, so it just looks pedestrian with whatshername(idontcare)
it has a lot of visual autism like mom sez uhm director and mom sez uhm postmodernist which brings nothing to the table and look amateur while also ruining gesamtkunstwerk

and even if i manually edit all garbage out, writing is still filled with so much unfixable plotholes

+stoopeed movie
people switch off other people based on test all the time

like on pregnancy test, for example

if protagonist being an utter degenerate is explained, the tone is still all over the place

also ending is too long not in the sense like other people say it but it's just unstylish and creates one more plothole out of nothing
well it was mildly entertaining trip up to the point where you wake up in thailand riding 70yo's tranny dick while holding pack of shrooms

@темы: Энтропия, Ex Machina (фильм), 0, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений

20:11 

Serious Sam 3: BFE

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A generic nostalgia fake-revival game, which is a consolized first encounter, including dumb pyramids AGAIN. So, basically they removed most weapons, added some generic tacticool boring hitscans, added a lot of useless hitscan enemies and a lot of annoying timewasters. In level-design they shrank everything and included captain price giving you sudden death if you go out of intended path. On top of it you now may enjoy endless pitch black onaholes infested with crab louses.

At least some core gameplay is the same — you stand in the fartherst corner of the map and shoot your gun until green crosshair turns into red, or you run around getting kicked in the arse by kleers. Also now there are press X to melee, because of course it would be there.

Music is some faux-ethno annoying cymbals which is worsened by the greatest invention of all times — dynamic music (which means it randomly starts and stops, creating utter κακοφωνία right in your ears).

Well at least writing is okay, and it's funny to see Sejic in the credits.

It took me two and a half years to finish main campaign. SSam never was a masterpiece and this one is even more boring. Most of the game i completed little by little each time when i tested new hardware to see if my performance increased, because it run very bad on my base (old) PC and still drops FPS on GF970SLI and i7 on sub-high settings. And the settings are the best part of the whole game and have most gameplay and player agency in them.

Game runs fine at UHD UWS and offers good customization of HUD etc.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Serious Sam 3: BFE, Serious Sam 3, Serious Sam, Энтропия

12:17 

Frog Fractions

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Well, it turns out the legendary Frog Fractions is just basic bitch 13yo's "oh lol so random" post-modernistic waste of time.

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Frog Fractions, Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры

09:33 

Blade 2

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While it is utterly retarded beyond comprehension, i can't understand why i couldn't remember anything from it but the autopsy scene. Seriously, UV grenades? Grenade-bomb? Using guns instead of lights? Music still great, though.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Marvel, Blade 2, Blade, Энтропия

07:04 

24 Hours

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I completed this game so you don't have to.

It's a baby's first fps level (only one), about a luminescent (well abnormally luminescent, compared to a human) MARINE (that's what is said in marketing materials) (oh, and he is interpid) with one semi-automatic gun, shooting with extreme ark, at three types of hovering skull enemies, two of which are black (and therefore are invisible outside of MARINE's bioluminescent glow, to create EXTREMELY cheap jump-scares) and one is so hyped that it's already ON FIRE. I could count textures on fingers, but i'm too lazy for that. Outside of a (probably) template gun, (probably) template trees and (probably) template skulls everything else is extremely low-poly and basic. Level-design consist of a wide "graveyard" area going into grey-brick tunnel (with a grey brick floor and a grey brick ceiling) with a couple of turns, opening into semi-wide are leading to "urban-city courtyards" where you can find a glowing green sphere and end your 24 minute (TWENTY FOUR MINUTE) or less misery and being thrown up back into the "menu". The best parts are invisible walls and tiny entrances to the next parts of the level, which you can't see in low light and have to stumble upon.

Hey, but at least you can jump here, unlike in walking simulators.

[spoiler]If you want to experience this for yourself — F5 turns on debug mode and F1 turns it off.[/spoiler]

Unreal engine works just fine @ UHD UWS Surround out of the box, but low-poly and incredible texture work are so intense that game barely works at 20 fps on GF970SLI. It doesn't have any graphical options and have motion blur turned on by default.

Trading cards look slightly less awful than a game, but if you click them to see wallpaper — they just stretch to the size without any consideration to aspect ratio. First 4 badges are somewhat tolerable, but 5th and foil are absolutely disgusting. Emoticons are just red smileys with fake photoshop volumetric effect, which makes them incredibly ugly to use on steam. Two out of three would profile background would be absolutely cheap but tolerable, if not for extreme blurriness and low resolution.

Here, i spent more time writing this review, than the developer spent it on making this game. Knowing that this is just steam-trading-cards-flick they at least could use basic photoshop skills to have better steam trading meta fluff (like emoticons and profile backgrounds).

@темы: Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений

22:44 

Крепость. Щитом и мечом

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Мельница попыталась сбавить обороты и сделать что-то посерьёзнее, но не доходящее до суицидальной депрессии, однако вляпалась в великодержавное скаленство и метафорический душный и душной аутизм. Смотрится всё это довольно печально и кибальчишево со всем вуду, особенно развязка.

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Мультипликация/анимация, Энтропия

22:27 

The Thing (2011)

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It is a barely tolerable prequel which ruins continuity, but not that much. It misses the tone and the point of the original pretty hard. Also it is epitomic to the decay of american cinema: from visual storytelling implying self-evidency and a good structure to bad cliches, copy paste, obligatory "big" events, running, absence of the sense of propriety, poor writing and a lack of any imagination.

Monster design goes from "the thing" style to generic "zombies-cthulhu-silent-hill-teeth-and-tongues" CGI style. Also early reveal and open attack goes against the whole point of "distrust in enclosed spaces" premise and switches from subtlety of original to (pointless and pathetic) obnoxiousness of the modern era.

Writing barely holds up, it's filled with "sсript says so", unnecessary characters and breaks continuity explicitly stated in the original movie. It's also frequently quotes the original without context, with knowledge or thought-process which these characters lack.

On top of all it has the worst title.

@темы: The Thing, Who Goes There?, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

22:09 

Про Федота-стрельца, удалого молодца

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В этом фильме студия попробовала новый стиль анимации, напоминающий John R. Dilworth с изрядным гротеском (и голубей с сиськами). Постановка довольно неприятная, с традиционно ужасным юмором, в этот раз чересчур sleazy.

@темы: Энтропия, Про Федота-стрельца, удалого молодца, Мультипликация/анимация, Индустрия Развлечений

11:56 

RoboCop (2014)

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a retarded pile of garbage in every way possible

it would be somewhat tolerable if it wasn't untitled remake\reboot they should call it robocop 2050, robocop XX, robocop 2000 or whatever

their music is unfitting and misguided, core concepts are broken и все отсылки неуместны и издевательски

оставили руку, основной сюжет с претсупниками бесмысленен
корупции в правительстве нет, корпорация вообще всё делает правильно красные ассеты бесмысленны

@темы: robocop, 0, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

16:08 

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Алёша Попович и Тугарин Змей
Видимо подумав что карлик нос и правда вышел суицидно печальным мельница решила превратить свои фильмы исключительно в шреков, и заранее подготовила свою BOGATYRY ANIMNATED UNIVERSE

Добрыня Никитич и Змей Горыныч
зачем у него три усинки? почему забава и гонец больше никогда не появлялись?

Илья Муромец и Соловей-Разбойник
предполагает защитные функции богатыря, но ему на самом деле пофиг что громить чужие земли что оборонять свои

Три богатыря и Шамаханская царица
вуаль совершенно не совпадает с формой без неё и вообще полупрозрачна

Три богатыря на дальних берегах
все характеристики богатырей забыти да и вообще этот фильм не имеет никакого смысла

Три богатыря. Ход конём
имеет некий потенциал но по сути всё та же петросянщина и богатыри забыли свои персоналии и суперсилы

@темы: Илья Муромец и Соловей-Разбойник, Энтропия, Три богатыря. Ход конём, Три богатыря на дальних берегах, Три богатыря и Шамаханская царица, Три богатыря, Мультипликация/анимация, Индустрия Развлечений, Добрыня Никитич и Змей Горыныч, Алёша Попович и Тугарин Змей, BOGATYRY ANIMNATED UNIVERSE, 0

15:57 

Inside

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is rather short (and overstays it welcome after first 5 minutes) generic puzzle platformer with baby's basic postmodern (1930) garbage story-narrative dissonance and no meaning or idea why it even does exist

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, 0, Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры

15:52 

Inner Workings

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is just plain degenerate disgusting ugly and contradicting disneys reason and emotion (=it's saying Hitler is good) and it's demonizing office work with memes twitter free net and slacking, while real manual and conveyer workers do iPhones for them and that mindless beeping is probably an accurate representation of the slave animators' work during the making of this short

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Inner Workings, 0, Энтропия

15:46 

Moana

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3\10 crap

this statement has as much effort as they did put in the writing and sсript and narrative and the rest

let's make ethnic cartoon! but use only the most generic millennial pop and garbage rnb with crappy guitars instead of ethnic music and most basic story without a speck of originality and filled with embarrassing outdated shit in >>2016

and comic reliefs comic reliefs everywhere is jar jar the new ideal and there have to be 5-6 of them everywhere?

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Moana, 0

14:42 

부산행 (Busanhaeng)

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the most tropey cliche tired zombie flick you can imagine with retarded characters and continuity errors

@темы: 0, Busanhaeng, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

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