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Записи с темой: энтропия (список заголовков)
21:48 

攻殻機動隊 (Kôkaku Kidôtai)

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ghost in the shell 1995 gets a section 8
one of the most retarded things i ever saw a cheap ass weeb with poor animation, dumb story, basic cyberpunk-writing on the level of 400 BC

wasting a lot of time pretending to be crappy pointless art-house and losing to the trailer of the amerikan live action in every aspect

with dialogues written by normies who have no agency and barely realize own sentience (and that is not likely) with pointless tech designed

and created by humanities with random reasoning without reason paper-thin world which has more contradictions than coherences

and even every "that scene"which are quoted everywhere turn out to be pointless garbage barely related to the plot and extremely ineffective

gits 95 is a dumb baby's first cyberpunk fanfic written by an amateur, filmed on no budget by pretentious cuck, without narrative nor

writing, sold to dumb people who don't understand brain function or sentience and who have no agency

even judging with amerikan critique it's a pile of crab: 1 no backstories 2 no character progression 3 no flaws 4 no relatable chars

why is it most acclaimed cyberpunk is absolute crab for retarded people while most bottom of the barrel cyberpunk is actually brilliant?
maybe it's because it's cyberPUNK and cannot be understood by normies who don't even have agency?

"symbolism" is supposed to be a tool to explain complex thing with familiar image or reinforcing main theme with minor details
not to explain trivial thing with complex image of drying paint
symbolism for the sake of symbolism (aka decadence) is a meaningless pile of cucketry for stupid people who consider themselves above others
just because they pretend to see deeper meaning where there is none and can't use normal words to deliver their message to normal people

@темы: Kokaku Kidotai, ghost in the shell, Индустрия Развлечений, Мультипликация/анимация, Энтропия

06:10 

Трое в лодке, не считая собаки

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пост модернистический клоунский слепстик вместо хипстерского лытдыбра с излишним енвелопом фантазии и прочего бреда
обыкновенный сексизм 18 века заменён на совковый постмодернистический феминизм
вечные хипстеры с самодиагнозом переделаны на джерома лично и в принципе минспиритед персы
очень большой фокус на шавке. она неплохо используется в сцене с возвращением лодки. бесконечные саунд барки раздражают
с контемпорари хистори с могилами сделали ещё одного клоуна могильщика

притом сам сюжет зачемто превратили в типичный модернизм, будто это голивудский фильм "по реальным событиям"
шутечка с пароходством зачемто вылилась в отдельного персонажа (самоё лучшее во всём фильме но) зачем обязательно должен быть злодей и любовная линия из цундере?
все старики совсем кероме одной вместо почти тридцатилетних

@темы: Энтропия, Трое в лодке, не считая собаки, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Three Men in a Boat, 0

20:49 

Up in Smoke

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It is so damn boring and unfunny, there is nothing happens for no point. It's like an old grey stump with giant sсript "WEED AMIRIGHT" on it. Like that's supposed to be funny.

@темы: Up in Smoke, Cheech and Chong, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

21:08 

Blade (series)

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Несмотря на то, что над сериалом работал тот же человек, кто режиссировал Trinity — сериал зачем-то устроил edgy grimdark и довольно уныл. К тому же страдает от "приквелизации" — запихивает все известные факты длинною в жизнь героя в один конкретным момент времени один за другим. К тому же финал сезона просто отвратителен, все события оказались совершенно незначительными и ничего не изменилось. Хотя они могли спокойно разворошить весь дом Chthon и неплохо закончить на этом. Один готов, одиннадцать впереди; двенадцать сезонов — вполне себе неплохая длинна для сериала.

А так, в целом, в принципе не более чем терпимо. Единственными яркими эпизодами являются относящиеся к независимой работе. Сериализация без сквозного сюжет или с фоновым сюжетом возможно была бы получше в этом формате. А концовка так вообще убивает всё.

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Marvel, Blade

20:42 

La tortue rouge

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It is a low to mid budget animated art-house movie. And "art-house" is a polite word for pretentious meaningless cucketry which has nothing to say or show.

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, La tortue rouge

02:49 

A Good Day to Die Hard

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It irretrievably went full retard, but in itself it's an entertaining movie. Though it has not much to do with the die hard sequels and nothing in common with the first one.

@темы: A Good Day to Die Hard, Die hard, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

22:21 

Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile

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Couple of old guns with couple of old enemies on three pathetic maps with 10 minutes of asthmatic jetpack propelling you 3 metres in the air until you break your neck on the invisible ceiling. Overall it's about 1 hour of gameplay.

@темы: Serious Sam, Serious Sam 3, Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile, Индустрия Развлечений, Компьютерные Игры, Энтропия

18:52 

Morphopolis

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Short inconsistent HOPA with unclear goals, incoherent narrative, unfitting control method, bad hiboxes and underwhelming ending.

Level-design mostly consistent of slow backtracking with occasional puzzle bit. But art is somewhat nice.

If you are ready to tolerate all that — the price is rather fitting.

@темы: Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Morphopolis

11:44 

Live Free or Die Hard

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Artistically it went full retard, but somehow it still manages to be entertaining hackerman. Though, seeing gears of war being played in the wrong aspect ratio is absolutely pathetic.

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Live Free or Die Hard, Die Hard

08:31 

There is no game

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Basic postmodernism with no game in it. All narration (and everything else) is done through poor VA instead of interaction.

@темы: Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, There is no game

23:08 

Assassin's Creed

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is a degenerate pile of degenerate crab for degenerate degenerates
it's incoherent, incohesive, spatially wrong, has no internal continuity, incomprehensible, has no scenes, has no action, has no plot
has no core narrative, has no acting, has nothing to do with awful game (footage of which already can be just edited into a tolerable movie)
it's worse than ghostbuster2016. that was flat boring bad and awful but at least that was. this is not
it's the worst feature-length compilation of semi-animated screenshots of the 2017
after this i can't believe anything can be filmed unintentionally worse this year
ah and it has no cinematography or any graphy
and THE WORST 3 the worst D i ever saw in my life it is unwatchable. not due to blur, flat fogs and fires, flares
it's pile of yellow-grey layers of indistinctive unfocused shapes (and dof, blur, bloom, fog, flare and aberration on top of it)

@темы: 0, Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed (2016), Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

23:57 

Волки и овцы: бе-е-е-зумное превращение

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A picture which has some ok furs and a lot of bad furries. It has pretty dumb plot, which was written to shatter any suspension of disbelief and just awful direction and sсript\editing. And rape me diagonaly, it was written by someone called "caxap.1kg".

Also for faggotstan-language marketing materials brown sheep was recoloured to be white.

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Индустрия Развлечений, Волки и овцы: бе-е-е-зумное превращение

23:46 

Spotlight (2015)

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Is a "real story" movie about uncovering open secret of some local cult no one heard about in some backwater country no one cares about.

Real journalism is similar to detective work, so (real) journalism plots are just a subgenre of the "detective". So this movie could be ok, but talentless directer decided that this is not even a movie. And in real world written media is not cinema.

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Spotlight (2015)

23:17 

Снежная королева 3. Огонь и лед

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is tolerable due to it being hardcore, but not really good due to thousands of pointless minor characters and slapstick

какието угольки
сдохший пасан
чиби
слепстик
китайы
Amy Macdonald - This Is The Lifethis is a life

@темы: Энтропия, Снежная королева 3. Огонь и лед, Снежная королева, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Snedronningen, 0

23:00 

Три богатыря и морской царь

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just as boring as every other cartoon in their shared animated universe now with even more sidekicks

and remember: rape drugs and sexism will lead to happy end

@темы: Энтропия, Три богатыря и морской царь, Три богатыря, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, BOGATYRY ANIMNATED UNIVERSE, 0

22:58 

Room (2015)

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takes it one step beyond what you would expect but is still utterly boring and useless

they even were too afraid to do real fritzl

@темы: Room (2015), 0, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

22:56 

The Danish Girl

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a movie about Danmark so of course everyone speaks (or tris to) with english accent

the characters are utterly retarded normies who deserve to be beaten up by other normies just like them

the writing is so masturbatory that writer sploodged into his eye with spunk during autofellatio sesson and saw in it the entire sсript
hell, the movie which starts with dude sucking his own cock on camera is less forced than this (actually it's entirely not forced)

sometimes when there is no writing and you can see only performances — Eddie Redmayne does his magic
(by being as flamboyant fehg as he is in every other movie)

but then in the second half of the movie he is playing an ubearable autist

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, The Danish Girl, 0, Кино, Энтропия

22:52 

The Big Short

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is just a last part of money as debt spruced with stock images and footage for no reason and crabby quotes all while being
tonally bankrupt, patronizing and unfunny; utterly failing at having any educational value.

>>this man changed your life not really, i didn't even noticed 2008'th
the only effect it has on me is that there are no games after '12 but again, games were a mistake

also it's pretending that that recession is anything new and not REGULAR self-correction of economy system, which is just a religious cult
banking system can't die, because only robot overlords can count every hoomie on earth and give them an objective value and provide assets
until then we need a functioning live self-managing abstract organism living in a faith-cloud
because the one thing every living organism wants is to survive (and procreate into other countries, ideologies and spheres (like politics))
but in the end the movie has good performances and enjoyable fictional characters, so it is tolerable overall

@темы: 0, The Big Short, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

22:51 

Ex Machina (фильм)

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я у мамки сегодня с электроовцами


when your high concept is so high it is high AF

green skin suit is not on par with johhny number 5 or uncanny valley bots, so it just looks pedestrian with whatshername(idontcare)
it has a lot of visual autism like mom sez uhm director and mom sez uhm postmodernist which brings nothing to the table and look amateur while also ruining gesamtkunstwerk

and even if i manually edit all garbage out, writing is still filled with so much unfixable plotholes

+stoopeed movie
people switch off other people based on test all the time

like on pregnancy test, for example

if protagonist being an utter degenerate is explained, the tone is still all over the place

also ending is too long not in the sense like other people say it but it's just unstylish and creates one more plothole out of nothing
well it was mildly entertaining trip up to the point where you wake up in thailand riding 70yo's tranny dick while holding pack of shrooms

@темы: Энтропия, Ex Machina (фильм), 0, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений

20:11 

Serious Sam 3: BFE

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A generic nostalgia fake-revival game, which is a consolized first encounter, including dumb pyramids AGAIN. So, basically they removed most weapons, added some generic tacticool boring hitscans, added a lot of useless hitscan enemies and a lot of annoying timewasters. In level-design they shrank everything and included captain price giving you sudden death if you go out of intended path. On top of it you now may enjoy endless pitch black onaholes infested with crab louses.

At least some core gameplay is the same — you stand in the fartherst corner of the map and shoot your gun until green crosshair turns into red, or you run around getting kicked in the arse by kleers. Also now there are press X to melee, because of course it would be there.

Music is some faux-ethno annoying cymbals which is worsened by the greatest invention of all times — dynamic music (which means it randomly starts and stops, creating utter κακοφωνία right in your ears).

Well at least writing is okay, and it's funny to see Sejic in the credits.

It took me two and a half years to finish main campaign. SSam never was a masterpiece and this one is even more boring. Most of the game i completed little by little each time when i tested new hardware to see if my performance increased, because it run very bad on my base (old) PC and still drops FPS on GF970SLI and i7 on sub-high settings. And the settings are the best part of the whole game and have most gameplay and player agency in them.

Game runs fine at UHD UWS and offers good customization of HUD etc.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Serious Sam 3: BFE, Serious Sam 3, Serious Sam, Энтропия

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