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22:25 

BoJack Horseman

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intro 10\10
season 1 7\10
season 2 5\10
season 3 3\10

1st was tired and tropy and normie but at least it meant something, not much, not important, but at least something. they wanted to say it they said it, full stop.

half episodes of 2nd showed some progress, but it turned out it was just an elaborate explanation of a story which they already managed to perfectly fit just in the span of the intro sequence. it just explained the character which we already know for 1,5 seasons.
other half of season 2 is a cellophane. it's a useless unmemorable filler without any meaning. and they ended it one episode too late with utter garbage. ep11 was at least good for season finale

3rd season is death. it's recent season of simpsons everyone hope for it to just end, it's a modern sellout metallica. every episode i watched i wanted nothing more but for bojack keep at least some of the characters dignity and make curt cobain. and he didn't. not even in the final episode. with most atrocious setup for season 4. now it's just an R rated adventure time with wacky inconsequent adventures bearing no meaning, all while normielazing every character into mediocrity

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Индустрия Развлечений, bojack, 0

00:19 

Jeanne DuPrau

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The City of Ember (2003)
The People of Sparks (2004)

The builders of ember are retarded they deprived vault dwellers of any ye olde knowledge but still think that they would survive in The wastelands after one way trip through the river What if it is winter there? How megapolis type folk supposed to instantly became farmers When they don't even know what sun is or what trees are.

Otherwise first book is OK by itself, but can't remember anything from the movie It was something something retrofuturism art deko and not ye olde and raggedy enough It bombed similarly to golden compass but unlike that it's second book is plain farmers where in compass stuff got only crazier Well overall it teaches kids to speak to adults and to avoid unforseen consequences and mildly entertaining so you can ignore tarded premise

The Diamond of Darkhold (2008)

in city of ember 4 postapocalyse born grandpa just used word "slowpoke", while in real life it already had morphed into slow (noun) by 2010
also it's written by poetically retarded humanities. they made 1 trip to salvage some stuff from the city. instead of utterly ransack it and
take all the lights all the houses all the wires and floodlights into their village what retard would leave generator parts behind? +pipes
and that's in case of not rehabitating it for winters and just making new fields outside with solar new wiring from...
so the builders have extremely effective solar generators which could be repaired from inside with some lift-thingбиге instead they built
ancient weak generator which was failing and degrading as a main source? city of ember 1 should never had sequels. in a way the fact that there is no 2 3 (esp 3) 4 sequels to city of ember movie is a good thing (unlike northern lights)

and aliens subplot is not developed beyond declamation of its existence

@темы: Энтропия, Книги, Индустрия Развлечений, The Book of Ember, Jeanne DuPrau, 0

23:34 

Bourne trilogy

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BourneIdentity is pretty boring run of the mill spy+amnesia movie with good music\sound design

and in BourneSupremacy music is already utter useless generic orchestral trash

BourneSupremacy is unasked for sequel to unasked for sequel, tying whole store into yet another Chaser(2003) story

also most boring of 3

well it could be worse, they could be tinker tailor soldier spy level dumb

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Bourne, 0

23:12 

Star Trek Beyond

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StarTrekBeyond is just more of the same
it has one great scene but unlike xmenapoc it's not full length and ends abruptly by bad leitmotif
it's like since the first movie they know how to make good music for the movie but for some reason they HAVE to use awful retarded generic
impotent orchestral soundtrack for a SPACE MOVIE

screw modern osts they are tosh

@темы: 0, Star Trek, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

21:28 

Снежная королева 2: Перезаморозка

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is more of the same with old tropes at the same quality of animation but with slightly stable direction
have less annoying sound-barks and managed to get some nice story beats

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07:45 

Ice Age: Continental Drift

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10:28 

Снежная королева (2012)

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снежнаякоролева2012 technically is pretty good but designs are slightly annoying (3d disney level), sound design is irritating while

direction and editing are all other the place and lousy

tolerable

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10:24 

Pineapple Express

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10:24 

Swiss Army Man

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Swiss Army Man

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10:24 

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10:23 

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23:08 

A Very Murray Christmas

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23:08 

tears of steel

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23:07 

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising

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23:07 

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny

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23:05 

Independence Day: Resurgence

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23:04 

Neighbors (2014)

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23:04 

The Magnificent Seven (1960)

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23:02 

Now You See Me 2

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23:01 

Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

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