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13:52 

Jason Bourne

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can't decide if it is equally or more retarded than first three but "jesus bore 5" is retarded nonetheless

it was filmed by retard who spent last 10 years on meth so it has 30 different shots per minute and you can't see shit what happening. cinematography is shit with unlimited shaky camera works. scenery is magic shit filled with teleporters

it's as boring and sleep-inducing as every jesus bore movie

@темы: 0, Bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

13:51 

Bourne Legacy

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tries to have a story about consequences of bourne but is incoherent and as dumb as any bourne movie

ещё использует тему борна хотя на экране хавкай. сложно ыбло ему любой другой трек моби дать?

@темы: 0, bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

03:34 

The Secret Life of Pets

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dumb tired retarded and BORING homeward bound clone made by incompetent idiots with motion blur and lens flares in CGI!

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, The Secret Life of Pets, 0

22:45 

War Dogs (2016)

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starts with style but instead of making it visual motif it abandons it to become mediocre lord of war IN THE INTERNETS
"based on a true story"
mecha hitler is also "based" on a true story
also every part about their (((families))) are insignificant to the story and could be left out instead of pointing fingers as usual

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, War Dogs, 0

22:11 

Aloha (2015)

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is a toothless movie trying to be something like mike judge

so amerikan nuclear nasa is good but spacex and its likes are The Bad Guys? of course

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Aloha, 0

22:10 

The Mechanic (2011)

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this remake has a nice setup but it's just another statham dumb action movie instead of proper hitman one it tries to pretend to be
also protagonist's motivations are all over the place

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Mechanic, 0

22:08 

Mechanic: Resurrection

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it has much worse story (save the grill help the orphans) but much better writing. finally, he not just talk about preparation but actually do his homework and play hitman (even if lousy) instead of run in guns blazing and be confused with his feelings. though it lost some of that which resembled "style" in the remake

generic statham dumb action movie
is ok

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Mechanic, Кинотеатр, Кино, 0

21:46 

Ночные стражи

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ночные стражи is not as crazy as it can be suspected from the trailer and don Jean Ярмо is not that colourful of the character. it has mediocre vfx not very great spound design, which feels like it's translation and not original audiotrack (that makes it mediocre from our pov) tries to have sounding ost, and even leitmotiff (or two?) but i strongly dislike that music. character ark which ends with confusion is pretty ok for this story

the biggest problem is the cultural background. it tries to use local folklore to give it a nice flavour, but character refers to men in black while much better movie title to describe that situation would be ночной дозор which was pretty big cultural event in it's time. it even looks better and has a lot of memorable "scenes" instead of just one. next, they all use outdated generic weoponry familiar to NATO population instead of local АК74М\АКС74У\РПК74 equally iconic for foreign audiences and some unusual-looking "fantasy" designs of ПП-2000 ПП-90 or ПП19 (АК based SMG with helical magazine)
even machineguns are gatling multibarrel type instead of locally preffered multicannons. and the city is absolutely generic-looking skyline without any moscow sights. only metro map is similar to the moscow's one

it's ok

@темы: Энтропия, Ночные стражи, Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, 0

22:45 

Sir Terence David John Pratchett — The Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic

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13:23 

captain forever remix

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captain forever remix is a block constructing top down space combat roguelite. the constructing part is mediocre, options are limited, and there is one successful design, while strict time limit destroys the most fun part of engineering. combat is really poor and best option is using something with longest range and do a lot of kiting. artstyle of the game is clean and unremarkable, artstyle of the story is something out of the clasky czupo i.e. incredibly ugly. story itself is primitive and almost unexistent, while writing is irritating and talking heads take significant part of the screen so you can't see where are you shooting.

overall it's ok game for one successful session

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, captain forever, 0

23:56 

Suicide Squad

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Suicide Squad is enjoyable and really fun
on par with deadpool or ultron 7\10

the only jarring thing is the amount of songs. ost is great but it so all over the place as if it's 13yo's first social network profile and
it can't decide what to choose so it just vomits all the titles it can remember
would be better to choose a couple of songs from one artist or in one style or genre and use them like leitmotif

otherwise, people who dislike it can go watch fucking ghostbusters 2016 they deserve

men of 430FSe was dumb pretentious and incoherent but tolerable & pretty
BvS was kewl and saved by jesse playing slightly twitchier himself
but ⚡⚡ is a straightforward simple story but with somewhat less tropey narrative

war is peace
less tropes is bad

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Suicide Squad, DC comics, 0

23:21 

极地大反攻 (Jídì dà fǎngōng [?])

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polar adventure is a low budget low poly low textures low brow cartoon with real-time particles-physics and bizarre artstyle

also features awful recap OF THE PREVIOUS WHOLE MOVIE IN CUTS OUT OF ORDER in the middle
if story was better or if someone would cut out all of the garbage and awfull musical sequence it would be a tolerable bizxarro experience, but right now 3\10
still better than ghostbuster2016

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Jidi da fangong, 0

23:14 

Blinky Bill the Movie

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i did nazi that coming
is a mediocre and tolerable, looks ok, furs are ok 5\10
oh and they are often going 4wd which is a totally +
making unhumies cartoons while using totally humie kinetics is dumb

@темы: 0, Blinky Bill, Индустрия Развлечений, Кинотеатр, Мультипликация/анимация

21:56 

龙在哪里 (Long zai na li)

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is as dumb as any amerikan cartoon but it has chinese story and narrative and therefore is less tiresome to watch (yet)

it's medium budgeted so some thing looks great while other furs are flats, should've either make all furs plain textures or all furs fully modeled, for tonal consistency

it has retarded flashback sequence showing you what you saw in the last hour. and it seems it's a common element in chinese animation. is it like ancient chinese secret for retarded adhd humie maggots?

also awful song at the end. if someone would make a recut without afwul flashback and without awful song it'll be pretty ok cartoon
5\10

@темы: 0, Long zai na li, Индустрия Развлечений, Кинотеатр, Мультипликация/анимация

02:05 

Ice Age: Collision Course

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02:03 

Equals

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equals is Equilibrium of Brave New World with Flowers for Algernon of Romeo and Juliet

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Equals, 0, Кинотеатр

01:59 

Neon Demon

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pretentious shallow insubstantial cucketry about nothing, made for cinema students without taste to fap to
2\10
it pretends to have cinematography as kid tries to act adult by swearing in the wrong places and wear FUBAR makeup

it has a lot of 10mins stretches of nothing happening on the screen
it treats the viewer as an idiot who can't pinpoint where the sound is coming from

and the story bits are random plotmagic, just because

it's like high rise but without everything interesting

it's another unimaginative garbage like mallholland drive

@темы: Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Neon Demon, 0

01:58 

Café Society

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is a run of the mill movie in it's genre with run of the mill structure and is a run of the mill work of it's creator
okayish

it is a better version of twilight saga but it has no real conclusion

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Cafe Society, 0

01:44 

ghostbuster 2016

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Ghostbusters 2016 is 4% of the brain

It's cancer infected with aids
It's even worse than your lowest expectations

it's 16 adamsandlers quadroanalpenetreting 4 adamsandlers in film written, directed and edited by adamsandlers, each being
Quadroanalpenetrated by 4 adamsendlers, and that's even before we try to compare it to the original

cinematography is a hack job with bad angles and random incomprehensive cuts

it pretends to pretend to be a comedy and pretends to be an action movie. failing miserably at both

now, to execution.

no one ever asked for remake, same-name-remakes are crime
1 had a cast of diverse characters, 2016 everyone on screen is a retarded clown.
there is a main straight guy and a lot of skepticism in 1, 2016 everyone on screen is a retarded clown.
1 gfx are uncanny and ghostly, 2016 everything is generic garbage.
original is pseudo scientific and tame 2016 is OLOLO SCIFI PLASTIC PEWPEW
events were logical and characters acted like real people esp government. 2016 everyone on screen is a retarded clown
original is a real movie. 2016 tries to shoehorn itself into 3 "genre"
original created new concepts, 2016 is tropey and in itself is remake

and this is basically everything what's wrong with ghostbusters2016, 5 years before release, in @Campster video
youtu.be/Ym2ATgdUzzE

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, ghostbuster, 0, Энтропия

17:13 

grey goo

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Simple straightforward RTS game with diverse factionsa but a small selection of units with pretty much useless aircrafts and artillery. Rather pretty and good enough for singleplayer, though have problems lauching and conflicts with overlay programms and razer synapse.

emergence
вместо трёх миссий за каждую фракцию для обкатки свежих юнитов и трёх миссий за шрауд, 1 миссия за землян гениальное решение добавить ещё одну ртс стелс за гуу и обычная миссия за гуу

мех

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, grey goo, 0

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