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21:30 

jack reacher

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is a spoiled detective movie which could be better and does have retarded moments But in the end it is nice overall

the best parts seem to come from the books and all dumb parts seem to be created for the film

@темы: 0, jack reacher, Кино

21:24 

inferno (2016)

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first one was very tight
second one was frantic and detectivey
this one is okay but professor layton doesn't have enough puzzles

also it has nothing to do with church conspiracy which is one less unique flavour to the mix

@темы: Кино, The Da Vinci Code, 0

21:21 

Kubo and the Two Strings

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at some point your low-tech is so good that it just looks like bad hi-tech. the movie is filled with pointelss VFX and just looks like it's low framerate CGI

it has a very bad story with very bad pacing and is predictable from the start. also brainwashing rape pills

it has a lot of dumb "jokes" while trying to be soggy DRAMA. it's not like it's a bad decision or they are conflicting with each other here, it's just that in this case you have a mix of VERY UNFUNNY and PRETTY BORING

meh, overall it's an ok movie 5\10
expected more from laika

@темы: 0, Kubo and the Two Strings, Мультипликация/анимация

21:17 

The Mechanic (1972)

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mechanic

@темы: Кино, mechanic, The Mechanic, 0

21:15 

Sphere

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Sphere

@темы: Кино, 0, Sphere

14:22 

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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has 1 hour of plot stretched to 4 hours of incoherent inconsequential video with bad make up
and has nothing to do with deathly hallows at all

@темы: Кино, Harry Potter, 0

14:20 

Storks

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it has 1 joke repeated 6 times and 2 hours of embarrassing shit
+evil capitalism

@темы: Кинотеатр, Storks, 0, Мультипликация/анимация

20:21 

Krampus (2015)

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in the opening of krampus people watch 4:3 movie stretched to 16:9

is kinda good but it's totally a kids movie and krampus himself has insufficient animatronics compared to the rest of monsters
+bizzarro framreate during shouting

@темы: 0, Krampus, Кино

11:56 

interstellaria

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interstellaria is interesting but gui is totally unusable, starting with ships being 2d instead of top down

saved two doods from death they were surplus didn't do anything all the time ate partied and slept
stumbled into sex-swap anomaly those two chicks just left with all my gear due to being "overworked"

it's nice but junky

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, 0

02:53 

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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is yet another dumb movie about dumb people which looks so pathetic it is targeted towards females
this time it says that alpha males get the grills and should always bully weak nerds
and that magic garbage society workslike putin's russia — it consists of cock-a-doodle-doos who are too adroop to vote or act
oh and harru is RIPPED just like an alpha male should be
now he need to bully sum dum nerds just like his redneck father did

and no one cared to use several available truth magics on the suspect who is also a witness on the differentе much more serious case

even vfx is downgraded from 3

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0

02:40 

Дуэлянт

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it is a nice simple crime movie in a rare setting.it doesn't have any juxtaposition or a lot light-hearted action and there is no3
Дореволюціонный Совѣтчикъ on the ost to push it beyond, but still costumes are nice and acting is pleasant
they did a lot of historical research (i hope, haven't fact-checked it) on the duels, so it doesn't repeat same generic stuff all the time

imax is nothing to write home about
curved screen (more like kurwed) is a bad idea as always
the angular size is not that different
and if movie was not targeted toward it from the start there is no advantages in sound or picture's height
and even if it was it's not entirely bigger but only some scenes
also i could still see pixels and artefacts so there are no advantages in physical medium size for digital cameras (duh)

кинотеатр на кожуховской говно для пидорасов у этих долбоёбов синяя подсветка ступенек настолько ебучая что засвечивает 2\6 экрана целиком
впрочем и угловые размеры к нему относятся. только первый ряд более менее кроет, но он на одной высоте с экраном потмоу нихера не видно
а с 3 не большая разница с обычным кинотеатром на первом ряду

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Дуэлянт, 0

16:55 

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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yet more of the same garbage this time with sexual harassment and middle school of death

the universe is totally inconsistent and absolutely random with its rules. plot just happens & stuff from previous instalments is forgotten

final fight is laughable pathetic and retarded and this whole series can only be enjoyed by >f e m a l e s<
i.e. it is a shit for faggots

if we have hp parents and patison ghosts why they don't live in the hogwarts? why parents don't speak with and guide hp then?

wtf is with hermione? is she having her period? she runs around screaming hysterically and being annoying. why ron acting like a faggot?

and wtf happened to hogwarts? in fourth instalment is just like been turned into burned kebab refugee shelter

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0

16:47 

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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is a convoluted pile of shit
it has so much plot devices that it doesn't make any sense and chars are just blind

they finally did add transitions, but plot is still overcompressed while being overly long all-while being empty and uneventful

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0

16:46 

Ben-Hur (2016)

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is nice
costumes are great and iconography is kewl

@темы: 0, ben-hur, Кино, Кинотеатр

08:06 

Nine Lives

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is a generic movie in the "2000s talking cgi animals" subgenre as a revival it is a peculiar case but does it have any die-hard fans who prefer it to 90s livaction talking animals subgenre?
with bad acting from mother and daughter's actors

oh and sound design is retarded they use fake cat barks every second of cat's on-screen time, even while real cat has it's mouth shut

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Nine Lives, 0

08:00 

Sausage Party

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is a pointless pathetic retarded degenerate seth rogen's pile of shit with 1,5 "jokes" and drugs because that is a generic seth rogen for you ahahha aren't drugs like phunnie guise?
but it has great 8\10 freebie coloring+puzzle book with the tickets
translation is obviously rated E for everyone and buns don't use vertical kinetics, which is a waste and a copout

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Энтропия, Sausage Party, 0

14:15 

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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is as shitty movie as i remember it, but this time i noticed how random and incoherent it is. i'm all for skipping of the boring scenes and tropes, but with such months-long jumps you should have different narrative envelope
like some chapters or time stamps, yes you can tell from visuals what happening, but it's just uncanny and uncomfortable, it gives uncanny feels of incompleteness with such blink-of-the-eye transitions. allwhile story thread treating it as a constant current

also skipping boring mundane scenes is not the same as skipping stuff in retarded magic shitshow world. they do world-building and are only mundane from diegetic POV but not from consumer's POV.

characters are awful and chosen oneness is to the max world is random garbage extremely violent sport with kids don't use protection gear

@темы: 0, Harry Potter, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

13:52 

Jason Bourne

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can't decide if it is equally or more retarded than first three but "jesus bore 5" is retarded nonetheless

it was filmed by retard who spent last 10 years on meth so it has 30 different shots per minute and you can't see shit what happening. cinematography is shit with unlimited shaky camera works. scenery is magic shit filled with teleporters

it's as boring and sleep-inducing as every jesus bore movie

@темы: 0, Bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

13:51 

Bourne Legacy

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tries to have a story about consequences of bourne but is incoherent and as dumb as any bourne movie

ещё использует тему борна хотя на экране хавкай. сложно ыбло ему любой другой трек моби дать?

@темы: 0, bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

03:34 

The Secret Life of Pets

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dumb tired retarded and BORING homeward bound clone made by incompetent idiots with motion blur and lens flares in CGI!

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, The Secret Life of Pets, 0

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