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San Andreas

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san andreas is a run of the mill disaster movie
it has couple of ok visuals and some survivalist advice
but he didn't even break the window with his fist and of course it features retarded shot of the retarded flag

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, 0, San Andreas, Кино


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warcraft movie

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, warcraft, 0


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alice through the looking glass

@темы: 0, Кино, кинотеатр


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@темы: 0, oldboy, Кино


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fantastic 4

@темы: Кино, 0


x-men apocalypse

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xmenapocalypse is almost as good as first class
quicksilver is the best thing which happened to the franchise
it would be just as good if they had yellow uniforms AT LEAST IN THE FINALE

so why is daysofthefuturepast not on par with xmenapocalypse? coz QS works there only on post-post-modern level
he uses serene song juxtaposing the action but the action is in slow mo so it's actually synergizing with the song
problem is post-post-modern is so 2000 and late >>current year is the time of post-post-post-modern
so new one uses faster song which is synergizing with the action juxtaposed in slow motion therefore juxtapozing to slow motion
it's +2 -2 rhyming instead of outdated +1 -2 it's like comparing simple dawn of rap to mf doom or eminem

@темы: x-men, Кино, marvel, 0


god's not dead

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godsnotdead have relatively okay core depicting me circa 2009 but is muddled with most harmful catholic tropes and subplotes turning it into weak arse catholic propaganda with screaming autistic grannies spewing prophesies and retarded rednecks beliveing them

it basically fights internet atheist couch-warriors kids and shows how GOD WILL PUNISH dem all damn satanic music

@темы: Кино, god's not dead, 0



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cronos is bizzarro sometimes it's amazing other times it's garcia marquez levels of random autism

@темы: Кино, 0


Postman Pat: The Movie

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postmanpatthemovie starts slow as expected but thankfully gaining up steam and have very \modern\ take with edgyness by which i mean it's on par with autistic steven unifat, adventure time and great amazing world of gumball

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, postman pat, 0



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zoolander has fitting cast, but having awful actors fitting your film only means it's deliberately awful-centric film about awfulness
it's still rather original but equally awkward and cringy to anchorman

@темы: Кино, zoolander, 0


Captain America Civil War

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Captain America Civil War is basically a Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice with bigger amount of more established characters and barely passable proxy instead of new take on old villain and the best part of the movie is Xbone who dies in the opening sequence and that's inevitable since all of the other fights are half-assed tavern brawls between friends who are really reluctant to hit each other as if they mean it and in general this movie undermines and dismisses international juridical system where everyone has a right for a lawyer and innocent until proven guilty. if WS would just throw white flag then the body of a doctor would be found and investigation would go further without unnecessary victims, destruction and infighting.

mr. proxy villain being arno stark would make much more sense and have bigger impact than
some random dood with no resources or baking from mister crazy alien\hesus-hating millionare just casually being mastermind manipulator with too much top secret information and leads on classified agents it's still better than winter soldier but can't step above the age of ultron i want, no i demand a series of short prequel films about Xbone with that actor and costume gathering resources or leading other operations

"No, Tony. You are the villains." And then, Tony was a Villain.

on top of everything scarlet witch and vision are so outside of everyone's league that they should only fight each other. rest insignificant
also if they were jailbroken scarlet witch could just repair winter soldier's brain especially with the help of black widow

@темы: 0, marvel, Кино, Captain America, кинотеатр


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чёрная молния
айрон спайдер мен
тупо но развлекательно

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Now You See Me

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now you see me

слишком много магии авенджерс асембли
нет престижа

@темы: Кино, now you see me, 0


Ratchet and Clank

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Ratchet and Clank (film) looks amazing as if it is featured in 4k or above but writing is utterly mediocre (and mediocre level nowdays set at "abysmal" grade) on top of that localization is just plain awful and main characters are whine MARINE rookie and unlikable borefest perisher and not just because of localization, their movement, animation, cinematography are of whiny MARINE rookie and unlikable borefest perisher. even pretentious space cuckengers, evil redshirts, evil genius, bullied engineer and CEO each has more personality than 2 leads combined

@темы: 0, Ratchet and Clank, Кинотеатр, Мультипликация/анимация


the walk

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the walk is yet another fake amerikan "true story" pile of tropes and tired amerikan visual narrative with unbearably fake accents and forced diegetic excuses to speak english and filled to the brim with tropy super fake set-ups none of which have a punch-line. ok you can pretend that viewers are dumb enough to believe french parts, math parts, even sсript parts, but you have to be brain dead retarded to believe foot part. firstly nail would never pierce through foot, second it would be stuck in the bone in that place, third there would never be a single drop of blood, that's why you have to instantly ride to the doctor or cut yourself open, and that leg would be swollen for 2 weeks with pain preventing you from walking. you can't have both, either you have unwalkable pain or it's already fully healed (or you are already best breakdancer with Tetanus). well and obviously it has nothing to do with real story and unbearably boring to watch. it's amerikan visual narrative filled with obnoxious boring amerikan symbolism nobody outside of amerika ever cared for in best cases and openly laughed at in the "worst"

@темы: 0, the walk, Кино


High Rise

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High Rise is fun to watch and have really good sound design and music, it's better than indie\oppositioin scene(s) and much more cohesive, but in itself it is still pretentious metaphorical cuckery touching on subjects which were already touched in inappropriate places by everyone and in better forms. there are no point to methapor when it can be said allegorically. and it doesn't even have cohesive enough visual narrative to get the point across. it's not as bad as lynch's artistic but vomit but you have to know pretentious cuckcrowd to get what\why happening on the screen and which truisms they want to tell you this time. though he didn't manage to tell viewer his opinion on subject clearly did he mean that capitalism is bad? he clearly didn't mean that socialism is good. the only thing which is descriminable is that middle class can adapt and survive just like roaches and rats. but what future he prepared to the symbolic Kid?

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, High Rise, 0


Les Visiteurs : La Révolution

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Les Visiteurs : La Révolution is just a primitive comedy continuing the story and even diegestically enveloping the fact that dumb amerikan re-make made them almost 20 years set-back it's not the second coming but it's faithful to the originals and french visual narrative is a breth of fresh air in a swamp of amerikan writing

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Les Visiteurs, 0


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R.I.P.D. is damn fun movie but needs more screen time for alternative actors
final form of bad game isn't even final form

@темы: R.I.P.D., Кино, 0

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