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Записи с темой: кинотеатр (список заголовков)
22:02 

The Lego Batman Movie

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It is just a post-modernistic pile of pop references and family values. Though, it gets one bonus point for animation.
3D was passable.

@темы: Batman, DC Comics, LEGO, The Lego Batman Movie, The Lego Movie, Кинотеатр, Мультипликация/анимация

22:01 

John Wick: Chapter 2

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It is just more of the first one: good cinematography, efficiency in action scenes and Reeves.

@темы: Кинотеатр, John Wick, Кино

21:29 

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

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I demand resident evil 5,5!

In it's core it's a nice film. But it is too dark and brings death of thousand cuts per scene. Also filled with cheap jump-scares. Despite it claiming that it is a final movie, i see no objective reason to stop this ride, i'd watch as many as they can make, as long as it remain being fun and don't start whining. And even now nothing indicates that it was a final movie, since it ends like unasked for sequels usually start.

Also plot point of her thinking that she is real is really dumb, since she is at least third or fourth-gen clone and she knew that last film.

3D was as pointless as usual.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Resident Evil

10:17 

Rupture

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Rupture

@темы: Rupture, Кино, Кинотеатр

10:17 

Притяжение

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closeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

@темы: Кино, Кинотеатр, Притяжение

10:17 

Mes trésors

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10:16 

絕地逃亡 (Jué Dì Táo Wáng) \ Skiptrace

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20:58 

xXx: Return of Xander Cage

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Is as nonsensical as the first one, but that's exactly what you would want from this franchise. Also contains some basic post-modernistic "style-flavour" and fan-service.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, xxx, xXx: Return of Xander Cage

20:53 

Live by Night

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It is a mostly generic mafia 1\mafia 2 gangster movie with some USP like "mafia vs kkk" parts.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Live by Night

20:50 

Der kleine Ritter Trenk (2015)

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It is a generic peasant-to-knight story with decent animation but abysmal sound and VO at least in translation. With good sound it would be an okay cartoon.

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Der kleine Ritter Trenk

23:15 

À fond

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is a good "no brakes" subgenre comedic film
which is actually funny (because it's not amerikan)

@темы: 0, A fond, Кино, Кинотеатр

23:14 

Monster Trucks

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is exactly what you would expect from it
not very exciting and spoiled by trailers but serviceable

@темы: 0, Monster Trucks, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр

23:08 

Assassin's Creed

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is a degenerate pile of degenerate crab for degenerate degenerates
it's incoherent, incohesive, spatially wrong, has no internal continuity, incomprehensible, has no scenes, has no action, has no plot
has no core narrative, has no acting, has nothing to do with awful game (footage of which already can be just edited into a tolerable movie)
it's worse than ghostbuster2016. that was flat boring bad and awful but at least that was. this is not
it's the worst feature-length compilation of semi-animated screenshots of the 2017
after this i can't believe anything can be filmed unintentionally worse this year
ah and it has no cinematography or any graphy
and THE WORST 3 the worst D i ever saw in my life it is unwatchable. not due to blur, flat fogs and fires, flares
it's pile of yellow-grey layers of indistinctive unfocused shapes (and dof, blur, bloom, fog, flare and aberration on top of it)

@темы: 0, Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed (2016), Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

23:23 

Викинг 18+

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is an ok symbolographic period piece with some cool scenes

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Викинг, 0

23:17 

Снежная королева 3. Огонь и лед

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is tolerable due to it being hardcore, but not really good due to thousands of pointless minor characters and slapstick

какието угольки
сдохший пасан
чиби
слепстик
китайы
Amy Macdonald - This Is The Lifethis is a life

@темы: Энтропия, Снежная королева 3. Огонь и лед, Снежная королева, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Snedronningen, 0

23:00 

Три богатыря и морской царь

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just as boring as every other cartoon in their shared animated universe now with even more sidekicks

and remember: rape drugs and sexism will lead to happy end

@темы: Энтропия, Три богатыря и морской царь, Три богатыря, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, BOGATYRY ANIMNATED UNIVERSE, 0

15:53 

bad santa 2

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is just more of the same and it's pretty good they even managed to make unnecessary continuation of the story ark plausible

and p.c. cancer left people blind to the obvious fact that thurman is a literally retarded character

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, bad santa, 0

15:52 

Inner Workings

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is just plain degenerate disgusting ugly and contradicting disneys reason and emotion (=it's saying Hitler is good) and it's demonizing office work with memes twitter free net and slacking, while real manual and conveyer workers do iPhones for them and that mindless beeping is probably an accurate representation of the slave animators' work during the making of this short

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Inner Workings, 0, Энтропия

15:46 

Moana

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3\10 crap

this statement has as much effort as they did put in the writing and sсript and narrative and the rest

let's make ethnic cartoon! but use only the most generic millennial pop and garbage rnb with crappy guitars instead of ethnic music and most basic story without a speck of originality and filled with embarrassing outdated shit in >>2016

and comic reliefs comic reliefs everywhere is jar jar the new ideal and there have to be 5-6 of them everywhere?

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Moana, 0

15:43 

Allied

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tolerable 5\10
but too simple and not enough layers for 2016

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Allied, 0

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