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Записи с темой: кинотеатр (список заголовков)
15:46 

Moana

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3\10 crap

this statement has as much effort as they did put in the writing and sсript and narrative and the rest

let's make ethnic cartoon! but use only the most generic millennial pop and garbage rnb with crappy guitars instead of ethnic music and most basic story without a speck of originality and filled with embarrassing outdated shit in >>2016

and comic reliefs comic reliefs everywhere is jar jar the new ideal and there have to be 5-6 of them everywhere?

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Moana, 0

15:43 

allied

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tolerable 5\10
but too simple and not enough layers for 2016

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, 0, Кинотеатр

14:42 

부산행 (Busanhaeng)

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the most tropey cliche tired zombie flick you can imagine with retarded characters and continuity errors

@темы: 0, Busanhaeng, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

14:42 

28 панфилофцев

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despite the howling of the libers is not even pretending to be real and is a good movie. it has good iconography and action
it easily beats fury's "war is bad m'kay grab her by the pussy" with best parts of soviet propaganda with fraternity of peoples and stuff

postpostpostmodernism, last standing with no ammo and watching the sunset included

(so, is anyone against the fraternity of peoples?)

@темы: 0, Кино, Кинотеатр

14:40 

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them

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is the best harru movie but that isn't saying much, considering average quality of harru movies
it's still incredibly dumb, autistic and set in fascist world
it's unfunny and have bad writing performed by ugly humies with laughable cgi

but at least it's enjoyable and coherent and action doesn't look as ridiculous as in first 8
it's even somewhat specialist with protagonist defeating magic users with summons

though the ending is pointless garbage

@темы: Harry Potter, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр

23:00 

Max Steel (2016)

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is a generic teen superhero origin story with retarded sidekick who can't shut up

@темы: 0, Max Steel, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

22:53 

Trolls (2016)

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trolls have really good artstyle, but degenerate writing, poor jokes and mostly awful pop songs
sound of silence turned into cheerful unjoke
I Dovregubbens Hall is expected and also ruined with bad electro, unlike reznor's
the only notable thing was some bizarre mix of 4 ton mantis with clint eastwood by gorillaz

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Trolls, Gjol-trold, 0

22:52 

Синдбад: Пираты семи штормов

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have mostly ok animation and artstyle
bad sound design; VA, writing and pacing are pretty bad; songs are despicable

@темы: Энтропия, Синдбад: Пираты семи штормов, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Sinbad the Sailor, 0

22:51 

The Accountant

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is very good
this is what all your bournes reachers and mechanics should've been
also it could make sjws nice and cozy showing badass autism, while the movie advertises destruction of safe spaces

could use more buchhaltery puns though

@темы: 0, Кино, Кинотеатр

14:20 

Storks

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it has 1 joke repeated 6 times and 2 hours of embarrassing shit
+evil capitalism

@темы: Кинотеатр, Storks, 0, Мультипликация/анимация

01:08 

The Magnificent Seven (2016)

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New The Magnificent Seven will please every Trump's voter with unprecedented amounts of racism — they whitewashed every mexican out of the movie.

But seriously, first movie has a better moral.
It was focused on the simple life of farmers, which will remain, while cowboys come and go and are no different from the outlaws. It had a full ark for the "kid", and showed him that there is nothing wrong with being a farmer with a wife instead of an adventurer without one.
New one is exactly what first movie was ((("deconstructing"))) — it's a "cowboys rode into sunset" movie, and no one wants to be a dumb farmer.

But movies are not tales, movies are visual medium, and using "gotta catch 'em all" captain planet PC racist stereotypes cast gave every of the main heroes personality (even if token one) and distinguished them from each other. Despite being smarter overall, original had a "kid", a "bald", and 5 "dads", one of whom had PTSD, but you can't tell which one, since all of the "dads" did look the same and didn't had enough screen time per "dad" to truly remember their quirks and characters. Though remake chickened out of calling "jane who got a gun" the real member of the seven after Hawke's character chickened out. At least that would be a statement; but of course he came back, because the genre and because it was in the original. On top of multiple distinct characters, remake has modern action cinematography, which much improved "dumb excitement" techniques, compared to the 60s, and all of the dumb scenes at least are fun, while being mostly tolerable in quality.

So, despite being dumber and inferior tale, in the end it is a slightly better movie.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, The Magnificent Seven, Seven Samurai, Кинотеатр

00:06 

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

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It is a tolerable xmen+harru potter movie with Burton's daddy issues and awful dumb writing.

@темы: Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, Кино, Кинотеатр

23:48 

Коллектор

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It is a nice movie in the one-man paranoid triller genre. character is interesting and Хабенский is a really good actor. Also it is answering the demand on the hot topic.

@темы: Кино, Кинотеатр

02:40 

дуэлянт

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it is a nice simple crime movie in a rare setting.it doesn't have any juxtaposition or a lot light-hearted action and there is no3
Дореволюціонный Совѣтчикъ on the ost to push it beyond, but still costumes are nice and acting is pleasant
they did a lot of historical research (i hope, haven't fact-checked it) on the duels, so it doesn't repeat same generic stuff all the time

imax is nothing to write home about
curved screen (more like kurwed) is a bad idea as always
the angular size is not that different
and if movie was not targeted toward it from the start there is no advantages in sound or picture's height
and even if it was it's not entirely bigger but only some scenes
also i could still see pixels and artefacts so there are no advantages in physical medium size for digital cameras (duh)

кинотеатр на кожуховской говно для пидорасов у этих долбоёбов синяя подсветка ступенек настолько ебучая что засвечивает 2\6 экрана целиком
впрочем и угловые размеры к нему относятся. только первый ряд более менее кроет, но он на одной высоте с экраном потмоу нихера не видно
а с 3 не большая разница с обычным кинотеатром на первом ряду

@темы: 0, Кино, Кинотеатр

16:46 

Ben-Hur (2016)

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is nice
costumes are great and iconography is kewl

@темы: 0, ben-hur, Кино, Кинотеатр

08:09 

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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is yet another garbage HP movie
ironically in the second movie kids forgot how to act at all harru and ron act worse than the toilet stalls which are the real leads and have the longest runtime in the film
to tolerate retarded retreading of the opening just pretend that it's uncle monty on screen 10 years after being cured in the christian camp
this is me, hurru in the corner

it has the same incoherent structure with jumps from summer to winter in the matter of 10 minutes without any chapter envelopes
which is baffling considering it's 2:40 runtime and that it manages to tell less than LOTR all while lacking any downtime and char develpmnt
it literally has machina ex machina and several other plot devices and scripted resolutions
some plot "punchlines" lack any proper setups and just happen

and the morbidity of this movie is just baffling

@темы: Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter

08:06 

Nine Lives

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is a generic movie in the "2000s talking cgi animals" subgenre as a revival it is a peculiar case but does it have any die-hard fans who prefer it to 90s livaction talking animals subgenre?
with bad acting from mother and daughter's actors

oh and sound design is retarded they use fake cat barks every second of cat's on-screen time, even while real cat has it's mouth shut

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, 0

08:00 

Sausage Party

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is a pointless pathetic retarded degenerate seth rogen's pile of shit with 1,5 "jokes" and drugs because that is a generic seth rogen for you ahahha aren't drugs like phunnie guise?
but it has great 8\10 freebie coloring+puzzle book with the tickets
translation is obviously rated E for everyone and buns don't use vertical kinetics, which is a waste and a copout

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Энтропия, Sausage Party, 0

13:52 

Jason Bourne

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can't decide if it is equally or more retarded than first three but "jesus bore 5" is retarded nonetheless

it was filmed by retard who spent last 10 years on meth so it has 30 different shots per minute and you can't see shit what happening. cinematography is shit with unlimited shaky camera works. scenery is magic shit filled with teleporters

it's as boring and sleep-inducing as every jesus bore movie

@темы: 0, Bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

03:34 

The Secret Life of Pets

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dumb tired retarded and BORING homeward bound clone made by incompetent idiots with motion blur and lens flares in CGI!

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, The Secret Life of Pets, 0

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