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Записи с темой: кинотеатр (список заголовков)
20:58 

xXx: Return of Xander Cage

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Is as nonsensical as the first one, but that's exactly what you would want from this franchise. Also contains some basic post-modernistic "style-flavour" and fan-service.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, xxx, xXx: Return of Xander Cage

20:53 

Live by Night

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It is a mostly generic mafia 1\mafia 2 gangster movie with some USP like "mafia vs kkk" parts.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Live by Night

20:50 

Der kleine Ritter Trenk (2015)

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It is a generic peasant-to-knight story with decent animation but abysmal sound and VO at least in translation. With good sound it would be an okay cartoon.

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Der kleine Ritter Trenk

23:15 

À fond

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is a good "no brakes" subgenre comedic film
which is actually funny (because it's not amerikan)

@темы: 0, A fond, Кино, Кинотеатр

23:14 

Monster Trucks

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is exactly what you would expect from it
not very exciting and spoiled by trailers but serviceable

@темы: 0, Monster Trucks, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр

23:08 

Assassin's Creed

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
is a degenerate pile of degenerate crab for degenerate degenerates
it's incoherent, incohesive, spatially wrong, has no internal continuity, incomprehensible, has no scenes, has no action, has no plot
has no core narrative, has no acting, has nothing to do with awful game (footage of which already can be just edited into a tolerable movie)
it's worse than ghostbuster2016. that was flat boring bad and awful but at least that was. this is not
it's the worst feature-length compilation of semi-animated screenshots of the 2017
after this i can't believe anything can be filmed unintentionally worse this year
ah and it has no cinematography or any graphy
and THE WORST 3 the worst D i ever saw in my life it is unwatchable. not due to blur, flat fogs and fires, flares
it's pile of yellow-grey layers of indistinctive unfocused shapes (and dof, blur, bloom, fog, flare and aberration on top of it)

@темы: 0, Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed (2016), Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

23:23 

Викинг 18+

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is an ok symbolographic period piece with some cool scenes

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Викинг, 0

23:17 

Снежная королева 3. Огонь и лед

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is tolerable due to it being hardcore, but not really good due to thousands of pointless minor characters and slapstick

какието угольки
сдохший пасан
чиби
слепстик
китайы
Amy Macdonald - This Is The Lifethis is a life

@темы: Энтропия, Снежная королева 3. Огонь и лед, Снежная королева, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Snedronningen, 0

23:00 

Три богатыря и морской царь

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just as boring as every other cartoon in their shared animated universe now with even more sidekicks

and remember: rape drugs and sexism will lead to happy end

@темы: Энтропия, Три богатыря и морской царь, Три богатыря, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, BOGATYRY ANIMNATED UNIVERSE, 0

15:53 

bad santa 2

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is just more of the same and it's pretty good they even managed to make unnecessary continuation of the story ark plausible

and p.c. cancer left people blind to the obvious fact that thurman is a literally retarded character

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, bad santa, 0

15:52 

Inner Workings

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is just plain degenerate disgusting ugly and contradicting disneys reason and emotion (=it's saying Hitler is good) and it's demonizing office work with memes twitter free net and slacking, while real manual and conveyer workers do iPhones for them and that mindless beeping is probably an accurate representation of the slave animators' work during the making of this short

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Inner Workings, 0, Энтропия

15:46 

Moana

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3\10 crap

this statement has as much effort as they did put in the writing and sсript and narrative and the rest

let's make ethnic cartoon! but use only the most generic millennial pop and garbage rnb with crappy guitars instead of ethnic music and most basic story without a speck of originality and filled with embarrassing outdated shit in >>2016

and comic reliefs comic reliefs everywhere is jar jar the new ideal and there have to be 5-6 of them everywhere?

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Moana, 0

15:43 

Allied

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tolerable 5\10
but too simple and not enough layers for 2016

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Allied, 0

14:42 

부산행 (Busanhaeng)

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the most tropey cliche tired zombie flick you can imagine with retarded characters and continuity errors

@темы: 0, Busanhaeng, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

14:42 

28 панфиловцев

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despite the howling of the libers is not even pretending to be real and is a good movie. it has good iconography and action
it easily beats fury's "war is bad m'kay grab her by the pussy" with best parts of soviet propaganda with fraternity of peoples and stuff

postpostpostmodernism, last standing with no ammo and watching the sunset included

(so, is anyone against the fraternity of peoples?)

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, 28 панфиловцев, 0

14:40 

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them

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is the best harru movie but that isn't saying much, considering average quality of harru movies
it's still incredibly dumb, autistic and set in fascist world
it's unfunny and have bad writing performed by ugly humies with laughable cgi

but at least it's enjoyable and coherent and action doesn't look as ridiculous as in first 8
it's even somewhat specialist with protagonist defeating magic users with summons

though the ending is pointless garbage

@темы: Harry Potter, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр

23:00 

Max Steel (2016)

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is a generic teen superhero origin story with retarded sidekick who can't shut up

@темы: 0, Max Steel, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

22:53 

Trolls (2016)

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trolls have really good artstyle, but degenerate writing, poor jokes and mostly awful pop songs
sound of silence turned into cheerful unjoke
I Dovregubbens Hall is expected and also ruined with bad electro, unlike reznor's
the only notable thing was some bizarre mix of 4 ton mantis with clint eastwood by gorillaz

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Trolls, Gjol-trold, 0

22:52 

Синдбад: Пираты семи штормов

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have mostly ok animation and artstyle
bad sound design; VA, writing and pacing are pretty bad; songs are despicable

@темы: Энтропия, Синдбад: Пираты семи штормов, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Sinbad the Sailor, 0

22:51 

The Accountant

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is very good
this is what all your bournes reachers and mechanics should've been
also it could make sjws nice and cozy showing badass autism, while the movie advertises destruction of safe spaces

could use more buchhaltery puns though

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, The Accountant, 0

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