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Записи с темой: кинотеатр (список заголовков)
21:45 

logan

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is basically wolverine on the moon 2.0 it has a lot of dumb stuff but overall is okay with nothing notable or outstanding

@темы: 0, marvel, Индустрия Развлечений, Кинотеатр

21:44 

collide

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is an enjoyable watch with some unconventional scenes, poor combat action but okay car action and kingsley having fun

@темы: 0, Кинотеатр

01:44 

Защитники (Фильм)

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It is what you prejudice from it. And i wanted sum daym action with scythe kazakh and minigun wielding bear and NO RETARDED TEARS.

Plot outline is solid, nothing is ruined with production stupidity (like it usually is), writing is good and villain nerd with dumb face is an excellent choice. Regrowing pants were intentional joke, judging by the shot, which only adds to the experience.

So, let the arsefire rise from all sides, let every bom-bramzeil be teared. Antirussians would scream about "patriotism", which is not exactly shown, since it's more about personal revenge, manipulation and fraternity of peoples, than rashka stronk. Local nazis wouldn't be happy with armenian as a leader and kazakh as the coolest guy, while russians are evil. Dumb people wouldn't get the obvious (dumb) meta-jokes and intertextuality, while would be forced to fall to one of the sides. Amerifags are predisposed to hate everything local and fap to everything hollywood, film-hipsters without taste are already hating it based only on director's name alone.

Ну, пиздуза уже начала, накропили про злого "путенга" даже не посмотрев сам фильм или открыв википедии, по пути подрочив на голивуд. Сплошная куча фактических ошибок.

@темы: Защитники, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр

01:35 

Вурдалаки

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It is an okay movie, but whatever they advertised for or was in preprod\1st version — was turned into an action movie. Though action scenes are dead by thousand cuts. It looks cheap and sсript is weak (characters could just use tons of holy-water instead) but it's inoffensive and enjoyable.

@темы: La famille du vourdalak, Вурдалаки, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр

20:45 

Mein Blind Date mit dem Leben

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It was ok until it went to "low point" trope (and "gimme chance" speech) in the worst possible way by main character acting like a degenerate over-reaching retard who ruins everything himself. still tolerable though.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Mein Blind Date mit dem Leben

20:43 

The Great Wall | 長城

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It is balanced more towards western action and plot, while visually it is distinctly eastern. Despite Damon defiling zhuge nu — the movie is still good, almost great, even. It's pretty colourful and full tower of stained-glass was a good addition.

@темы: The Great Wall, Кино, Кинотеатр

20:42 

La tortue rouge

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It is a low to mid budget animated art-house movie. And "art-house" is a polite word for pretentious meaningless cucketry which has nothing to say or show.

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, La tortue rouge

22:02 

The Lego Batman Movie

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It is just a post-modernistic pile of pop references and family values. Though, it gets one bonus point for animation.
3D was passable.

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, The Lego Movie, The Lego Batman Movie, DC Comics, Batman

22:01 

John Wick: Chapter 2

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It is just more of the first one: good cinematography, efficiency in action scenes and Reeves.

@темы: Кинотеатр, John Wick, Кино

21:29 

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

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I demand resident evil 5,5!

In it's core it's a nice film. But it is too dark and brings death of thousand cuts per scene. Also filled with cheap jump-scares. Despite it claiming that it is a final movie, i see no objective reason to stop this ride, i'd watch as many as they can make, as long as it remain being fun and don't start whining. And even now nothing indicates that it was a final movie, since it ends like unasked for sequels usually start.

Also plot point of her thinking that she is real is really dumb, since she is at least third or fourth-gen clone and she knew that last film.

3D was as pointless as usual.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Resident Evil

10:17 

Rupture

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Rupture

@темы: Rupture, Кино, Кинотеатр

10:17 

Притяжение

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closeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

@темы: Кино, Кинотеатр, Притяжение

10:17 

Mes trésors

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10:16 

絕地逃亡 (Jué Dì Táo Wáng) \Skiptrace

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20:58 

xXx: Return of Xander Cage

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Is as nonsensical as the first one, but that's exactly what you would want from this franchise. Also contains some basic post-modernistic "style-flavour" and fan-service.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, xxx, xXx: Return of Xander Cage

20:53 

Live by Night

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It is a mostly generic mafia 1\mafia 2 gangster movie with some USP like "mafia vs kkk" parts.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Live by Night

20:50 

Der kleine Ritter Trenk (2015)

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It is a generic peasant-to-knight story with decent animation but abysmal sound and VO at least in translation. With good sound it would be an okay cartoon.

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Der kleine Ritter Trenk

23:15 

À fond

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is a good "no brakes" subgenre comedic film
which is actually funny (because it's not amerikan)

@темы: 0, A fond, Кино, Кинотеатр

23:14 

Monster Trucks

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is exactly what you would expect from it
not very exciting and spoiled by trailers but serviceable

@темы: 0, Monster Trucks, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр

23:08 

Assassin's Creed

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is a degenerate pile of degenerate crab for degenerate degenerates
it's incoherent, incohesive, spatially wrong, has no internal continuity, incomprehensible, has no scenes, has no action, has no plot
has no core narrative, has no acting, has nothing to do with awful game (footage of which already can be just edited into a tolerable movie)
it's worse than ghostbuster2016. that was flat boring bad and awful but at least that was. this is not
it's the worst feature-length compilation of semi-animated screenshots of the 2017
after this i can't believe anything can be filmed unintentionally worse this year
ah and it has no cinematography or any graphy
and THE WORST 3 the worst D i ever saw in my life it is unwatchable. not due to blur, flat fogs and fires, flares
it's pile of yellow-grey layers of indistinctive unfocused shapes (and dof, blur, bloom, fog, flare and aberration on top of it)

@темы: 0, Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed (2016), Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

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