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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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is yet another dumb movie about dumb people which looks so pathetic it is targeted towards females
this time it says that alpha males get the grills and should always bully weak nerds
and that magic garbage society workslike putin's russia — it consists of cock-a-doodle-doos who are too adroop to vote or act
oh and harru is RIPPED just like an alpha male should be
now he need to bully sum dum nerds just like his redneck father did

and no one cared to use several available truth magics on the suspect who is also a witness on the differentе much more serious case

even vfx is downgraded from 3

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0



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it is a nice simple crime movie in a rare setting.it doesn't have any juxtaposition or a lot light-hearted action and there is no3
Дореволюціонный Совѣтчикъ on the ost to push it beyond, but still costumes are nice and acting is pleasant
they did a lot of historical research (i hope, haven't fact-checked it) on the duels, so it doesn't repeat same generic stuff all the time

imax is nothing to write home about
curved screen (more like kurwed) is a bad idea as always
the angular size is not that different
and if movie was not targeted toward it from the start there is no advantages in sound or picture's height
and even if it was it's not entirely bigger but only some scenes
also i could still see pixels and artefacts so there are no advantages in physical medium size for digital cameras (duh)

кинотеатр на кожуховской говно для пидорасов у этих долбоёбов синяя подсветка ступенек настолько ебучая что засвечивает 2\6 экрана целиком
впрочем и угловые размеры к нему относятся. только первый ряд более менее кроет, но он на одной высоте с экраном потмоу нихера не видно
а с 3 не большая разница с обычным кинотеатром на первом ряду

@темы: 0, Кино, Кинотеатр


Grim Dawn

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New H&SARPG game from the creators of Titan Quest, with the grimdark cthulhu + scrap-survival aesthetics. Game-play is similar to the Titan Quest, even loaning several mechanics from it, but a lot of outdated busywork was streamlined. The best part are reputation boosters, which you can give to your other heroes, so you won't need to grind as much.

Lowest difficulty is mostly a pleasant ride to the end, with couple of good items and mismatched skills, and without noticeable difficulty spikes in the main campaign. But on the elite+ the usual balance issues show themselves. On top of increasing enemies' stats, player character just receives extreme resistance penalty and cheap one-shots become a usual thing for any build, made not by the uniform min-max instructions. Ranged\mage characters becoming very unpleasant to play, since they are stationary when attacking and can't kite well. Unlike Titan Quest advanced difficulties don't even bring much new content. And the most unpleasant part of the new balance, is the fact, that higher levels bring less and less points to spend, while requiring more and more grind, which sucks all the joy out of levelling-up. On top of that, level capped character can't fill even one skill tree, so dual builds are much less interesting, which also reduces player's ability to experiment.

Graphically the game is pleasant, art-style is cohesive and models are peculiar. But enemies are done so good, that you can only wonder, why are you, yet again, forced to play as plain boring humans, when you would rather play as cursed scarecrow or some beastkin. Game works just fine on UHD UWS Surround out of the box, but is very demanding.

Overall it's not as great as Titan Quest, but inherits a lot of it's flaws. It's a great time for a couple of casual playthroughs, but manages to become even more frustrating than Titan Quest on advanced difficulties. Diminishing returns of levelling-up hit hard player's incentive to spend more time in the game.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры


Stardew Valley

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It's slightly awkward to control, but it is a good casual skinner treadmill when you need one. Combat is obviously bad, but it can be ignored completely if you are ok with keeping your snail's pace.

Narrative is really awkward and gamey — you can get robbed in the town of 10 people, people intrude into your home, you can't sleep on your property (i sometimes took naps on the ground in my 600 m^2 irl), amount of lines of dialogue is expectantly limited etc. The message about spooky scary evool supermarkets is pathetic and misleading — game always tells you that their prices are cheaper, then forces you to use local shop because it's other way around. Also siding with jojo cuts a chunk of a gameplay and content from the game. And the end result of siding with 4-eyes redneck (whose dream is to beat down "flamboyant" puffy dude with pink bow-tie, to drive him and the cashier away from the town forever, because they don't take kindly to that kind around here) won't be worth it anyway. [Kumbaya my Lord, Kumbaya] All while Shane will lose his job and drink himself to death by selling cows he stole from his aunt. He will never discover his passion for cinematography.
The amount of bachelors is very limited and doesn't feature a single male, also i can't see a single reason why me and my dyke 2d trailer-redneck waifu can't both shag a hobo to get preggies. Why are we have to adopt refugees baby when we are two healthy alpha females and can have our own bellydwellers? We are strong independent capable women!

Music is pathetic and can be ignored, don't forget to put your lolicore playlist on, so your crop would sprang meaty, strong, hugh mungus and already covered in the dew. Your 2d waifu will have no other choice, but to award it with a gold star sticker. Game looks fine and pleasant from the first glance, but if you ever drawn pixelart — the amount of frivolity with decipixeling, transparencies, fonts and other "cheating" is somewhat jarring. Technically game works just great, it adapts to UHD UWS surround, runs smooth and is stable.

Treat your redneck 2d waifu nicely (even alex) and avoid game's community and the modding scene whatever it takes, both sides of it. *shudders*

@темы: Компьютерные Игры


Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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yet more of the same garbage this time with sexual harassment and middle school of death

the universe is totally inconsistent and absolutely random with its rules. plot just happens & stuff from previous instalments is forgotten

final fight is laughable pathetic and retarded and this whole series can only be enjoyed by >f e m a l e s<
i.e. it is a shit for faggots

if we have hp parents and patison ghosts why they don't live in the hogwarts? why parents don't speak with and guide hp then?

wtf is with hermione? is she having her period? she runs around screaming hysterically and being annoying. why ron acting like a faggot?

and wtf happened to hogwarts? in fourth instalment is just like been turned into burned kebab refugee shelter

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0


Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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is a convoluted pile of shit
it has so much plot devices that it doesn't make any sense and chars are just blind

they finally did add transitions, but plot is still overcompressed while being overly long all-while being empty and uneventful

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter, 0


Ben-Hur (2016)

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is nice
costumes are great and iconography is kewl

@темы: 0, ben-hur, Кино, Кинотеатр


Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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is yet another garbage HP movie
ironically in the second movie kids forgot how to act at all harru and ron act worse than the toilet stalls which are the real leads and have the longest runtime in the film
to tolerate retarded retreading of the opening just pretend that it's uncle monty on screen 10 years after being cured in the christian camp
this is me, hurru in the corner

it has the same incoherent structure with jumps from summer to winter in the matter of 10 minutes without any chapter envelopes
which is baffling considering it's 2:40 runtime and that it manages to tell less than LOTR all while lacking any downtime and char develpmnt
it literally has machina ex machina and several other plot devices and scripted resolutions
some plot "punchlines" lack any proper setups and just happen

and the morbidity of this movie is just baffling

@темы: Энтропия, Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Harry Potter


Nine Lives

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is a generic movie in the "2000s talking cgi animals" subgenre as a revival it is a peculiar case but does it have any die-hard fans who prefer it to 90s livaction talking animals subgenre?
with bad acting from mother and daughter's actors

oh and sound design is retarded they use fake cat barks every second of cat's on-screen time, even while real cat has it's mouth shut

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, 0


Sausage Party

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is a pointless pathetic retarded degenerate seth rogen's pile of shit with 1,5 "jokes" and drugs because that is a generic seth rogen for you ahahha aren't drugs like phunnie guise?
but it has great 8\10 freebie coloring+puzzle book with the tickets
translation is obviously rated E for everyone and buns don't use vertical kinetics, which is a waste and a copout

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Энтропия, Sausage Party, 0


Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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is as shitty movie as i remember it, but this time i noticed how random and incoherent it is. i'm all for skipping of the boring scenes and tropes, but with such months-long jumps you should have different narrative envelope
like some chapters or time stamps, yes you can tell from visuals what happening, but it's just uncanny and uncomfortable, it gives uncanny feels of incompleteness with such blink-of-the-eye transitions. allwhile story thread treating it as a constant current

also skipping boring mundane scenes is not the same as skipping stuff in retarded magic shitshow world. they do world-building and are only mundane from diegetic POV but not from consumer's POV.

characters are awful and chosen oneness is to the max world is random garbage extremely violent sport with kids don't use protection gear

@темы: 0, Harry Potter, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия


Jason Bourne

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can't decide if it is equally or more retarded than first three but "jesus bore 5" is retarded nonetheless

it was filmed by retard who spent last 10 years on meth so it has 30 different shots per minute and you can't see shit what happening. cinematography is shit with unlimited shaky camera works. scenery is magic shit filled with teleporters

it's as boring and sleep-inducing as every jesus bore movie

@темы: 0, Bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия


Bourne Legacy

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tries to have a story about consequences of bourne but is incoherent and as dumb as any bourne movie

ещё использует тему борна хотя на экране хавкай. сложно ыбло ему любой другой трек моби дать?

@темы: 0, bourne, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия



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So, in fact in its core it is a generic space adventure game with randomly generated fetch\beararse quests and weak terrariacraft mechanics slapped on top of it in specially dedicated procedurally generated landscapes. It's like red faction — advertises terraforming but then puts you into indestructible corridors in main campaign. You can't use anything but shooter+platformer mechanics in boss-fights or story-mission and they are done extremely poorly — unlike terraria there isn't much useful movement upgrades, armour is generic and so are guns, without much progression or crafting. GUI is not on par with terraria and controls are absolutely garbage and unrebindable (it always double tap of movement key, which no sane person would want). Story is laughable, narrative is garbage.

Game kinda works in UHD UWS surround, but it runs at 10fps even in FHD with GF970 sli being used for 17% top. Game just loves crashing 2-3 times in a row on startup.

It would be an extremely mediocre but tolerable crabshow if it wasn't so bugged and unplayable. Well at least it twice better than no man's sky by the amount of meaningful content and game's framerate.

@темы: Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений


Quake III

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Single-player is just bot-match, but at least i tried out some of the worst maps, no wonder they are not very liked in the MP. This experience made me feel some special kind of special.

Gladly i played a lot of MP in my time and it is great, they removed all the dumb guns and returned great ones, though BFG10k in q3 is boring. And the levels are bright and colourful with a lot of jump-pads.
It was great playing DM in 2000, but when i returned to it in 2007 i discovered the joy of TDM and CTF. Then i stumbled upon "excessive" mods and they are just great, they amped all weapons and gave them infinite ammo while giving players armour and health, with quick regeneration. It removed the camping from the game and increased skill dependence in every fight. Besides, it's just awesome to play. Like in some versions shotgun shoots railgun slugs in spread or each BFG shot is surrounded by a lot of grenades etc.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, quake


QUAKE II Mission Pack: Ground Zero

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[played with ultimate quake 2 patch containing KMQuake2]

This is the best version of quake 2: new enemies are great and differ from one another, new weapons are ones which were missing from the base game, like projectile automatic gun (without insufferable wind-down) and chainsaw, and finally we have organic and easy to understand level design, this time with some colours. And unlike first add-on Ground Zero even features new final boss.

Base quake 2 was homogeneous blob of brown-grey levels, had four weapons with the rest being just duplicates or completely useless and functionally only two enemies — one flying, the other is walking. All the additions, including slightly annoying turrets finally diversified the game enough for it to be interesting to play.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, quake


QUAKE II Mission Pack: The Reckoning

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[played with ultimate quake 2 patch containing KMQuake2]

Base game refuses to be played in 1280x1024 so i fiddled around with mods and end up with kmquake2 which allows adjustment of FOV and some new graphics and GUI options.

Most of the new enemies are just rearmed and re-purposed old ones; most of the new guns and items are not functionally different from the old ones; all levels are as brown-grey boring corridors as in the base game.
New LD features even more pointless and unclear obtuse backtracking, with tonal and at the same time logic dips, but for some reason this game feels less boring than the original, while being not that much shorter. Maybe it's just consequences of the "cultivation".

So it's pretty mediocre, fans of the first game should like it. I didn't like the sequel and this one isn't that better.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Quake


The Secret Life of Pets

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dumb tired retarded and BORING homeward bound clone made by incompetent idiots with motion blur and lens flares in CGI!

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, The Secret Life of Pets, 0


Mower Minions

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is the worst minion thing i saw even minion movie had some good scenes this one is flat boring and unimaginative

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, despicable me, 0


War Dogs (2016)

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starts with style but instead of making it visual motif it abandons it to become mediocre lord of war IN THE INTERNETS
"based on a true story"
mecha hitler is also "based" on a true story
also every part about their (((families))) are insignificant to the story and could be left out instead of pointing fingers as usual

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Кинотеатр, Кино, 0

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