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01:44 

Защитники (Фильм)

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It is what you prejudice from it. And i wanted sum daym action with scythe kazakh and minigun wielding bear and NO RETARDED TEARS.

Plot outline is solid, nothing is ruined with production stupidity (like it usually is), writing is good and villain nerd with dumb face is an excellent choice. Regrowing pants were intentional joke, judging by the shot, which only adds to the experience.

So, let the arsefire rise from all sides, let every bom-bramzeil be teared. Antirussians would scream about "patriotism", which is not exactly shown, since it's more about personal revenge, manipulation and fraternity of peoples, than rashka stronk. Local nazis wouldn't be happy with armenian as a leader and kazakh as the coolest guy, while russians are evil. Dumb people wouldn't get the obvious (dumb) meta-jokes and intertextuality, while would be forced to fall to one of the sides. Amerifags are predisposed to hate everything local and fap to everything hollywood, film-hipsters without taste are already hating it based only on director's name alone.

Ну, пиздуза уже начала, накропили про злого "путенга" даже не посмотрев сам фильм или открыв википедии, по пути подрочив на голивуд. Сплошная куча фактических ошибок.

@темы: Защитники, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр

01:35 

Вурдалаки

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It is an okay movie, but whatever they advertised for or was in preprod\1st version — was turned into an action movie. Though action scenes are dead by thousand cuts. It looks cheap and sсript is weak (characters could just use tons of holy-water instead) but it's inoffensive and enjoyable.

@темы: La famille du vourdalak, Вурдалаки, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр

04:51 

Taxi Driver

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Absolutely boring and pointless movie about nothing. No one cares for your nam, for your vets and for their mental state, otherwise someone would care for all that in real life. What's wrong with usa army in the first place? Also "that" scene is the utmost tryhard meaningless and corny thing.

And that ending is so tacky! It could be just a grimdark\art-house wanna-be "jazzy" movie, but instead it turns into some cowboy redemption square flick.

To have a good portrayal of american went going FUBAR, without waste of two hours of time you can as well just listen to Insane Clown Posse — The Tower.


@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Taxi Driver

21:08 

Blade (series)

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Несмотря на то, что над сериалом работал тот же человек, кто режиссировал Trinity — сериал зачем-то устроил edgy grimdark и довольно уныл. К тому же страдает от "приквелизации" — запихивает все известные факты длинною в жизнь героя в один конкретным момент времени один за другим. К тому же финал сезона просто отвратителен, все события оказались совершенно незначительными и ничего не изменилось. Хотя они могли спокойно разворошить весь дом Chthon и неплохо закончить на этом. Один готов, одиннадцать впереди; двенадцать сезонов — вполне себе неплохая длинна для сериала.

А так, в целом, в принципе не более чем терпимо. Единственными яркими эпизодами являются относящиеся к независимой работе. Сериализация без сквозного сюжет или с фоновым сюжетом возможно была бы получше в этом формате. А концовка так вообще убивает всё.

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Marvel, Blade

20:45 

Mein Blind Date mit dem Leben

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It was ok until it went to "low point" trope (and "gimme chance" speech) in the worst possible way by main character acting like a degenerate over-reaching retard who ruins everything himself. still tolerable though.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Mein Blind Date mit dem Leben

20:43 

The Great Wall | 長城

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It is balanced more towards western action and plot, while visually it is distinctly eastern. Despite Damon defiling zhuge nu — the movie is still good, almost great, even. It's pretty colourful and full tower of stained-glass was a good addition.

@темы: The Great Wall, Кино, Кинотеатр

20:42 

La tortue rouge

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It is a low to mid budget animated art-house movie. And "art-house" is a polite word for pretentious meaningless cucketry which has nothing to say or show.

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, La tortue rouge

02:18 

Beneath the Planet of the Apes

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It is strong movie designed for specific impact. But it's set back by sheer craziness of everything.

It seems to be very influential for post-apocalypse style, with cults of the bomb and radioactive ghouls.

@темы: Кино, Planet of the Apes

02:16 

Planet of the Apes

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It is kind of great and focused movie with rubber masks and imperfect scene\shot narrative. Trying to achieve those final frames they made protagonist not recognizing a giant iconic statue in the middle of empty beach. While same moment can be slightly less gotcha and more emotionally impactful without breaking sense of location or protagonist.

For example: protagonist's head slowly rises above hill as in the western movies; now he sees something, his eyes express utter bewilderment; he starts slowly murmuring "no, that can't be" in disbelief; getting faster and more hysterical; screaming louder; his companion looks scared; he forces his horse to run so fast that it slightly trips, sending him out of the saddle; with continuous screaming of disbelief he gets up and runs toward the object until he trips and is on all four; continues to his original monologue.

@темы: Кино, Planet of the Apes

00:21 

Jerome Klapka Jerome — Three Men in a Boat

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A rather pointless retelling-fiction of a contemporary hipster (who then were as useless evolutionary rejects as in this age). In the beginning the text is somewhat fascinating due to peculiarity of the language and metaphorical poetism, but it grows old rather fast. Reference to the year 2000 is notable, one can wonder what the reader from future would feel when he gets to the part where his age is referenced.

Overall, in this day this would be no more than a blog-post of a autistic depressed transgay vaper on some dying site with fake news, fighting against "ok" sign, because now it is a nazi-symbol all of a sudden. Especially, since just like that, this was written by a "journalist" who fancy himself a funny guie.

Cultural content is no deeper than namedropping from the じょしらく (Joshiraku) series or the opening of the Jam by Yahtzee.

@темы: Книги, Индустрия Развлечений, Three Men in a Boat, Jerome Klapka Jerome, Jerome

22:02 

The Lego Batman Movie

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It is just a post-modernistic pile of pop references and family values. Though, it gets one bonus point for animation.
3D was passable.

@темы: Batman, DC Comics, LEGO, The Lego Batman Movie, The Lego Movie, Кинотеатр, Мультипликация/анимация

22:01 

John Wick: Chapter 2

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It is just more of the first one: good cinematography, efficiency in action scenes and Reeves.

@темы: Кинотеатр, John Wick, Кино

21:29 

Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

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I demand resident evil 5,5!

In it's core it's a nice film. But it is too dark and brings death of thousand cuts per scene. Also filled with cheap jump-scares. Despite it claiming that it is a final movie, i see no objective reason to stop this ride, i'd watch as many as they can make, as long as it remain being fun and don't start whining. And even now nothing indicates that it was a final movie, since it ends like unasked for sequels usually start.

Also plot point of her thinking that she is real is really dumb, since she is at least third or fourth-gen clone and she knew that last film.

3D was as pointless as usual.

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Resident Evil

15:24 

Ёжик в тумане

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10:17 

Rupture

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Rupture

@темы: Rupture, Кино, Кинотеатр

10:17 

Притяжение

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closeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

@темы: Кино, Кинотеатр, Притяжение

10:17 

Mes trésors

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10:16 

絕地逃亡 (Jué Dì Táo Wáng) \ Skiptrace

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08:07 

Serious Sam 2

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The best game in the core series.

The sequel went from 9th generation of FPS (sawtoothed arenas with spawning enemies) to being an action game. But together with new and diverse level sets it only made game less of a repetitive grindfest (FE). Also new story and direction finally tied that whole mishmash pile of enemies into cohesive world in that rare setting of cartoony zany vinegret (like alice in wonderland, or Heavy Metal: F.A.K.K.² in this case). And unlike BFE it doesn't turn them into a grey-brown color-corrected unremarkable dullness.

Story is a generic post-modernistic referential "deconstruction" with extremely dumb jokes which are delivered rather well and usually funny. But while having good enough mechanical catharsis with the last boss, plot-wise it just tells that main antagonist got away, ((( I R O N I C A L L Y ))) point its finger on it and says "OH YOU GUISE AIN'T THIS DUMB, AIN'T ME SO HIP AND COOL TO POINT AT IT?".

Still, technically it is a 9th generation FPS in it's core gameplay and is mostly the same as first games, just with turrets, vehicular sections and overload of cutscenes (and loading times between them). It mostly behaves as expected and some guns are rebalanced to be more pleasant and useful. Also this game has one of the best shotguns (which is also totally balanced) i can remember (first place being taken by Ex Machina shotguns, which are that way only by happy coincidence of several minor bugs, though).
Well, hope you liked bulls and kreels from the original, because those types of enemies make about 50% of them all, even some old ones have this new behaviour. The other 50% are annoying flying monster; everywhere. It kinda gets overboard on the latter levels, but is still manageable.

When it was released i didn't like the new face of sam, but now i think it's kinda better that way — it has the most character and is most recognizable. BFE sam is also beats the original version. Most music is kinda great, but totally ruined with dynamic mixing.

Technically game is mostly fine, it works In UHD UWS Surround after editing of .ini file and runs stable. But sometimes mouse behaves strange and feels off or laggy and game sometimes can corrupt your save file so it would crash the game on read or write, so better have bunch of them and do it often.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Serious Sam

08:12 

Riddick: Blindsided

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Что-то вроде storyboard для вступления к фильму Riddick.

@темы: Мультипликация/анимация, Индустрия Развлечений, Riddick

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