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23:14 

Monster Trucks

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
is exactly what you would expect from it
not very exciting and spoiled by trailers but serviceable

@темы: 0, Monster Trucks, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр

23:08 

Assassin's Creed

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
is a degenerate pile of degenerate crab for degenerate degenerates
it's incoherent, incohesive, spatially wrong, has no internal continuity, incomprehensible, has no scenes, has no action, has no plot
has no core narrative, has no acting, has nothing to do with awful game (footage of which already can be just edited into a tolerable movie)
it's worse than ghostbuster2016. that was flat boring bad and awful but at least that was. this is not
it's the worst feature-length compilation of semi-animated screenshots of the 2017
after this i can't believe anything can be filmed unintentionally worse this year
ah and it has no cinematography or any graphy
and THE WORST 3 the worst D i ever saw in my life it is unwatchable. not due to blur, flat fogs and fires, flares
it's pile of yellow-grey layers of indistinctive unfocused shapes (and dof, blur, bloom, fog, flare and aberration on top of it)

@темы: 0, Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed (2016), Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Кинотеатр, Энтропия

15:40 

Лабиринт. Подвиги Тесея

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
Начало скомкано, всё до ветки с лабиринтом лучше бы отрезать, оно не только не имеет отношения к остальному, но и Дамаст рассказывающий о прокрустовом ложе даже больше режет ухо, чем Дионис.

@темы: Лабиринт. Подвиги Тесея, Мультипликация/анимация, Тесей, Цикл «Легенды и мифы Древней Греции»

00:07 

Vercingétorix: La légende du druide roi

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
So, watching it now i'm not as impressed as ten years ago, but still it's an ok period piece movie.

@темы: Кино, Vercingetorix: La legende du druide roi

23:57 

Волки и овцы: бе-е-е-зумное превращение

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
A picture which has some ok furs and a lot of bad furries. It has pretty dumb plot, which was written to shatter any suspension of disbelief and just awful direction and sсript\editing. And rape me diagonaly, it was written by someone called "caxap.1kg".

Also for faggotstan-language marketing materials brown sheep was recoloured to be white.

@темы: Энтропия, Мультипликация/анимация, Индустрия Развлечений, Волки и овцы: бе-е-е-зумное превращение

23:46 

Spotlight (2015)

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
Is a "real story" movie about uncovering open secret of some local cult no one heard about in some backwater country no one cares about.

Real journalism is similar to detective work, so (real) journalism plots are just a subgenre of the "detective". So this movie could be ok, but talentless directer decided that this is not even a movie. And in real world written media is not cinema.

@темы: Энтропия, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Spotlight (2015)

23:23 

Викинг 18+

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
is an ok symbolographic period piece with some cool scenes

@темы: Кинотеатр, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Викинг, 0

23:17 

Снежная королева 3. Огонь и лед

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
is tolerable due to it being hardcore, but not really good due to thousands of pointless minor characters and slapstick

какието угольки
сдохший пасан
чиби
слепстик
китайы
Amy Macdonald - This Is The Lifethis is a life

@темы: Энтропия, Снежная королева 3. Огонь и лед, Снежная королева, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, Snedronningen, 0

23:00 

Три богатыря и морской царь

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
just as boring as every other cartoon in their shared animated universe now with even more sidekicks

and remember: rape drugs and sexism will lead to happy end

@темы: Энтропия, Три богатыря и морской царь, Три богатыря, Мультипликация/анимация, Кинотеатр, Индустрия Развлечений, BOGATYRY ANIMNATED UNIVERSE, 0

22:58 

Room (2015)

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
takes it one step beyond what you would expect but is still utterly boring and useless

they even were too afraid to do real fritzl

@темы: Room (2015), 0, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

22:56 

The Danish Girl

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
a movie about Danmark so of course everyone speaks (or tris to) with english accent

the characters are utterly retarded normies who deserve to be beaten up by other normies just like them

the writing is so masturbatory that writer sploodged into his eye with spunk during autofellatio sesson and saw in it the entire sсript
hell, the movie which starts with dude sucking his own cock on camera is less forced than this (actually it's entirely not forced)

sometimes when there is no writing and you can see only performances — Eddie Redmayne does his magic
(by being as flamboyant fehg as he is in every other movie)

but then in the second half of the movie he is playing an ubearable autist

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, The Danish Girl, 0, Кино, Энтропия

22:52 

The Big Short

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
is just a last part of money as debt spruced with stock images and footage for no reason and crabby quotes all while being
tonally bankrupt, patronizing and unfunny; utterly failing at having any educational value.

>>this man changed your life not really, i didn't even noticed 2008'th
the only effect it has on me is that there are no games after '12 but again, games were a mistake

also it's pretending that that recession is anything new and not REGULAR self-correction of economy system, which is just a religious cult
banking system can't die, because only robot overlords can count every hoomie on earth and give them an objective value and provide assets
until then we need a functioning live self-managing abstract organism living in a faith-cloud
because the one thing every living organism wants is to survive (and procreate into other countries, ideologies and spheres (like politics))
but in the end the movie has good performances and enjoyable fictional characters, so it is tolerable overall

@темы: 0, The Big Short, Индустрия Развлечений, Кино, Энтропия

22:51 

Ex Machina (фильм)

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
я у мамки сегодня с электроовцами


when your high concept is so high it is high AF

green skin suit is not on par with johhny number 5 or uncanny valley bots, so it just looks pedestrian with whatshername(idontcare)
it has a lot of visual autism like mom sez uhm director and mom sez uhm postmodernist which brings nothing to the table and look amateur while also ruining gesamtkunstwerk

and even if i manually edit all garbage out, writing is still filled with so much unfixable plotholes

+stoopeed movie
people switch off other people based on test all the time

like on pregnancy test, for example

if protagonist being an utter degenerate is explained, the tone is still all over the place

also ending is too long not in the sense like other people say it but it's just unstylish and creates one more plothole out of nothing
well it was mildly entertaining trip up to the point where you wake up in thailand riding 70yo's tranny dick while holding pack of shrooms

@темы: Энтропия, Ex Machina (фильм), 0, Кино, Индустрия Развлечений

21:22 

Pixel Puzzles 2: Space

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
Yet another puzzle game in the series. Most of mechanics i already covered in reviews for the 1st game and for the second series. All pictures are ok, i wouldn't call any one of them an incomprehensible repetative mess *cough, pinguins, cough*.

So, new mechanics of trading hints for achievements is kinda cool and encourages clean completion, and assembling the rocket itself is fun at the beginning, but near the end it becomes a tedium.

Works fine in UHD UWS, with pillarboxing, and fine in windowed mode.

As always, if you want one — it is one.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Pixel Puzzles 2: Space, Pixel Puzzles 2, Pixel Puzzles

14:48 

Manthreading time

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
Usually i do this somewhere in january or february but >>2016 was so great i'm afraid i will forget it existed.

Let's start with worst media (which was a mistake) and move up
GOTY 2016:

I-have-to-mention-this-game-of-2016:
klocki by @targaciej

The stuff is great, but just like your love-life it's over after 15 minutes.

5.)
SteamWorld Heist by @ImageForm

Yet another two-phase хсом, but this time in TWODEE and with ricochet mechanics. (& hats).
Year was so great i have to use 2015 game with 2016 release for MR.

4.)
Stardew Valley by @ConcernedApe

Enjoyable grindfest with sometimes awkward controls.

3.)
@GrimDawn by Crate Entertainment

First unconditional GOTY. H&SARPG in grimdark cthulhoid setting. But is exactly what you would expect.

2.) @MarvelHeroes 2016 by gazillion

Yep i had an empty slot so game from 2013 is goty of 2016. Because recent patches made it great.

1.)
Brigador by Stellar Jockeys

Unconditional GOTY of 2016. 16-bit Battletech but with power of the >>current year hardware.

There were more great movies this year than the last one.
MOTY 2016:


5.) Quo Vado?
Right attitude towards office work.


4.) The Accountant
"A special mindset" movie, which delivers, unlike bournes, reachers and mechanics.


3.) Doctor Strange
Finally, one more not tryhard super cereal marvel movie.

2.) Swiss Army Man

A feature-length movie.
From guise who did Turn Down for What video.

1.) Hardcore
No explanation is necessary.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv33e0TyL6M

Never tried to hunt fresh tunes, but some >>2016 ones has surfaced up
TOTY 2016:


5.)
Another memeberry neowhatever from whenever.
soundcloud.com/netvoedelo/ne-tvoe-delo-ya-budu-...

4.)
Guess what? A memeberry neowhatever syphoning samples from the whole era; with dumb lyrics.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFBUh3hKKDg

3.)
Don't mind the opening. Basically a /zu hundert zeitgeist/.
soundcloud.com/user744362052/prod

2.)
You know you love it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLhBcG3OWRM

1.)
A perfection.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DraEO_2dToQ

@темы: Музыка, Компьютерные Игры, Кино

20:11 

Serious Sam 3: BFE

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
A generic nostalgia fake-revival game, which is a consolized first encounter, including dumb pyramids AGAIN. So, basically they removed most weapons, added some generic tacticool boring hitscans, added a lot of useless hitscan enemies and a lot of annoying timewasters. In level-design they shrank everything and included captain price giving you sudden death if you go out of intended path. On top of it you now may enjoy endless pitch black onaholes infested with crab louses.

At least some core gameplay is the same — you stand in the fartherst corner of the map and shoot your gun until green crosshair turns into red, or you run around getting kicked in the arse by kleers. Also now there are press X to melee, because of course it would be there.

Music is some faux-ethno annoying cymbals which is worsened by the greatest invention of all times — dynamic music (which means it randomly starts and stops, creating utter κακοφωνία right in your ears).

Well at least writing is okay, and it's funny to see Sejic in the credits.

It took me two and a half years to finish main campaign. SSam never was a masterpiece and this one is even more boring. Most of the game i completed little by little each time when i tested new hardware to see if my performance increased, because it run very bad on my base (old) PC and still drops FPS on GF970SLI and i7 on sub-high settings. And the settings are the best part of the whole game and have most gameplay and player agency in them.

Game runs fine at UHD UWS and offers good customization of HUD etc.

@темы: Компьютерные Игры, Индустрия Развлечений, Serious Sam 3: BFE, Serious Sam 3, Serious Sam, Энтропия

20:03 

Blade: Trinity

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
it turns out i haven't watched blade3 before
well it's tryhard edgy, cartoony and there is wade wilson who can't shut his mouth

enjoyable
interesting how despite having 3 different directors all movies have same style elements from the first

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, marvel, blade, Blade: Trinity

12:17 

Frog Fractions

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
Well, it turns out the legendary Frog Fractions is just basic bitch 13yo's "oh lol so random" post-modernistic waste of time.

@темы: Индустрия Развлечений, Frog Fractions, Энтропия, Компьютерные Игры

09:33 

Blade 2

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
While it is utterly retarded beyond comprehension, i can't understand why i couldn't remember anything from it but the autopsy scene. Seriously, UV grenades? Grenade-bomb? Using guns instead of lights? Music still great, though.

@темы: Кино, Индустрия Развлечений, Marvel, Blade 2, Blade, Энтропия

09:26 

Blade (1998)

Сынок знаешь, ты тоже вот-вот кудесником станешь.
The movie holds up pretty good, though it's rather memorable and there were little point to rewatch it. Музыкальное сопровождение отлично.

@темы: Blade, Marvel, Кино

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